One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothingleft.
The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.
someone who's more than a hoe more than a whore, and more than a slut, but less than a burger.
Person 1: Welcome to Hoeburger home of the Hoeburger, may I take your order?
Person 2: ?????
Person 1: Excuse me sir I'm talking to you, how would you like your hoe?
Homeburger is a cross between the words home and burger. It means to stop at a hamburger joint on your way home from somewhere (usually late at night and after a few beers).
Dude, that show was awesome. I'm starving...let's go homeburger!