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Hoonyard
Hoonyard by BlueBouser September 8, 2009
Horny-tard
Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.
Horny-tard
Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral
Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral
Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Horny-tard by browngirlsdonttakebs June 10, 2009
hondtard
A combination of the words honda and retard. Typically, a not so bright young Asian or Caucasian male who spends a boatload of money on accessories such as body kits, spoilers, exhaust systems, etc. for his weak-ass 75 horsepower Honda Civic and then thinks he is driving a high performance exotic, as exhibitied by his idiotic attempts at street racing.
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