hornytard

Someone who is excessively horny and should be dropped in the darkest pits of horny jail

Person 1 : Yo bro saw that idiot online who was making sex jokes about a damn washing machine?

Person 2 : I know right? Dude's such a hornytard

by Musalman December 2, 2023

Hornycar

Ornicar means something in french, it’s a brand. But during quarantine, we all become hornycars

Me: “I’m talking to this boy and he turns me on.”
Nina: “you’re a hornycar”

by Lyliashl March 25, 2020

Hoonyard

An ill-bred, uncultured person.

“He looks like a real hoonyard in that cutoff tank top.”

by BlueBouser September 8, 2009

Horny-tard

Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.

Horny-tard

Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral

Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

by browngirlsdonttakebs June 10, 2009

hondtard

A combination of the words honda and retard. Typically, a not so bright young Asian or Caucasian male who spends a boatload of money on accessories such as body kits, spoilers, exhaust systems, etc. for his weak-ass 75 horsepower Honda Civic and then thinks he is driving a high performance exotic, as exhibitied by his idiotic attempts at street racing.

Did you see hondtard get dusted by that old lady in the beater pickup truck?

by vmax December 30, 2008

hornytoad

someone whos always looking for sexual stimulation regardless of selection...

John: Hey did you see that girl damn I'd like to fuck her.
Sam: dude you don't even know her!
John: I don't care I'd still fuck!
Sam: your such a hornytoad

by Rafting September 29, 2008

Hornstar

somebody overly obsessed with porn who keeps it on their computer/phone/ipod. this person is usually perverted. Always talking about perverted things everywhere they go and have perverted thoughts. usually horny.

person 1 : " OMG. max has porn on his iphone
person 2: Yeah. total hornstar.

by audrilove April 18, 2009