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Hornstar 

somebody overly obsessed with porn who keeps it on their computer/phone/ipod. this person is usually perverted. Always talking about perverted things everywhere they go and have perverted thoughts. usually horny.
person 1 : " OMG. max has porn on his iphone
person 2: Yeah. total hornstar.
Hornstar by audrilove April 18, 2009
Words you can keep

Hornstar 

A person who does porn for pleasure.
Yeah, Chad may make a lot of money doing porn, but he’s totally a hornstar
Hornstar by Venable1 October 3, 2018

Hornstrated 

I am so hornstrated. I haven't had sex in long time
Hornstrated by Danard April 27, 2016

Hornster 

A rat (person) that craves physical and sexual contact with the opposite gender.
Dude! John is such a hornster feelin up all those girls
Hornster by Pigeonsodomizer April 26, 2019

Mr. Hornster 

1. A sexually aroused man
2. Another name for rhino
"Let's have sex."
"Okay, Mr. Hornster."
Mr. Hornster by misterhorndog November 27, 2013

Hornsterminators 

People who stop people when they need a wank. Basically there just shit and they hate sex. Damn them Hornsterminators. Sometimes, however, the come in useful if people are too horny and shag everything in sight. Then they stab them. If people get 'sterminated, it refers to this.
Oh my gawd did you hear! Scott got attacked by the hornsterminators because he glued his hands to his penis!

I got 'sterminated because i shooted one off onto me mam again :(
Hornsterminators by Emily Parker :) October 23, 2007

Hornstalk 

1. When somebody has a raging boner in the middle of a school class or lecture.

2. When you get a hand job and it is stopped short, leaving you with a raging boner.
"Dude your boner is HUGE"
*Looks down
"Yeah, I got a MAJOR Hornstalk
Hornstalk by SuperDevilHorns May 10, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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