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Horny Toad

noun. an amphibian that is covered in horns, spiky or pointy protrusions; LIKES TO FUCK

Source: Distractible Podcast "Humanity is Bad" Published 13 December 2021
1. And doth I have found this strange frog, had horns, love to fuck. Incredible creature. Will procure a sample.

2. The toad is covered in horns, seems to be quick on the move, eats its prey with its tongue, LIKES TO FUCK (What happened to me? I wasn't prepared for that...seemingly possessed by a demon? What the hell came over me?)
3. The horny toad seems to have some kind of psychedelic excretion from the surface of its skin...LOVES THE PEEN.
Horny Toad by Aubsidian December 21, 2021

horntoad 

An individual with a serious problem controlling their sexual desires, especially in public; Someone who is frequently horny.
Lizzy is such a horntoad, you can tell shes hardcore begging for Joe's D.
horntoad by fudgebuckets February 17, 2014

Horny Toad

A male that is usually horny about 24/7 to be exact. Constantly daydreams about sexual fantasies. Usually named Alfred. Like to seduce mexican women. Once seduced he turns back into a toad
There goes that horny toad
Horny Toad by kjsndfsnd August 8, 2012

horny toad

1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.
"You're a freaking horny toad! just go jerk off or something, and get over it!"
horny toad by Fobugee October 22, 2003

Horny Toad

A aroused Toad.

The name of a expensive clothing website.
Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.

Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.

Ex.2
Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.

hornyroids

An obscene level of horniness driven by a desire for male attention. Implies the use of horniness enhancing substances. Leads to requests for touching, licking, biting etc.
Wow you are out of control frisky - have you been on the hornyroids again
hornyroids by cheekycherub December 11, 2016