hondtard

A combination of the words honda and retard. Typically, a not so bright young Asian or Caucasian male who spends a boatload of money on accessories such as body kits, spoilers, exhaust systems, etc. for his weak-ass 75 horsepower Honda Civic and then thinks he is driving a high performance exotic, as exhibitied by his idiotic attempts at street racing.

Did you see hondtard get dusted by that old lady in the beater pickup truck?

by vmax December 30, 2008

Handtarded

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.

I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!

by Pupling December 2, 2011

holdtard

1. n. A person who stops a conversation on a conference call when they put the call on hold and their hold music stops any one else from talking.

"How many times have we told that holdtard not to put us on hold in a conference call?"

by ichyban October 26, 2012

HoodTard

A hood country dude

Idk if that guy is ghetto or country hmmm... Ohh he’s a hoodtard

by Creator of Hoodtard August 27, 2020

hontard

A term of endearment for your significant other when they are being ignorant and/or silly.

Also doubles as a delicious dip in the combination of mustard and honey.

Listen here hontard…you need to get your head out of your ass.

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Can you pass the hontard for my pork belly sandwich.

by Butt Munch 9000 December 2, 2024