Holytards 

Individuals so blinded by their religious beliefs that they ignore all scientific reason and attribute only positive personal outcomes to divine intervention.

There were several Holytards on the plane that crashed, thanking God for saving their lives. No mention was made of why God tried to kill them, except that he works in mysterious ways.

Holytards by Hitchman August 27, 2013

Holotard 

A person who is obsessed with vtubers and vstreamers, especially the ones working for the world-famous vtuber agency Hololive

I_Follow_Shark_Ladies227 is a Holotard. He only posts vtuber-related content on his Twitter.

Holotard by Bogdan Narut May 23, 2022

holdtard 

1. n. A person who stops a conversation on a conference call when they put the call on hold and their hold music stops any one else from talking.

"How many times have we told that holdtard not to put us on hold in a conference call?"

holdtard by ichyban October 26, 2012

Holitard 

One ignorant to the presence of a holiday.

Awesome Koo: Hey, read the second post of that thread.
Fail'd nab: Wtf?? lmao.
Awesome Koo: What? What are you lol'in at?
Fail'd nab: That post....
Awesome Koo: Why? Is it because he's typing...like that?
Awesome Koo: It was National Speak Like a Pirate Day
Awesome Koo: You holitard.

Holitard by Awesome Koo September 20, 2009

holymarsbar

holiest chocolate bar thy the bible of amber

this is my holymarsbar the holiest of chocolate bars

holymarsbar by marsbarlover220325 March 29, 2025