horgh 

An alternative to the term laugh.

Origin: The name of a black metal artist, famous for his hysterical poses.

I horghed my ass off at the joke.

horgh by reddragon September 8, 2005

Horchata Float 

Noun referring to a Mexican rice-based drink that's traditionally served over ice, especially in taquerias. This version requires a massive dump in the recipient's glass, followed by a processional, in Spanish, of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow".

"How come Juan puked his guts out?"

"Homes got a Horchata Float for his cumpleaños".

Horchata Float by Juan Frijoleros November 25, 2011

horhae

some guy who thinks it would be funny to be called george in secondary school, then horhae in college and finally horatio in university.

(40 years in the future) You laright horhae?

George: Oh, I went to college with you!
Random Guy: Yeah, how you doing?

horhae by horehaelover12 June 1, 2021

houghmagandie 

Old Scots term for fornication.

Old wifey overheard in pub: "Ma lumis needin' some serious houghmagandie, ye ken!"

houghmagandie by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Hornhobbler

Derived from the root words Horn (noun

1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.

) and Hobble (verb (used with object)

1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.

2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.

3. to impede; hamper the progress of).

Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.

- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".

- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.

Man, I was just about to take that blonde home until that hornhobbler came along and chased her off.

I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!

I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.

You are such a hornhobbler!

Hornhobbler by Sgt. Cheeks September 27, 2011

Horganing 

Verb. The art of raising ones arms in the air with clenched fists, in order to celebrate an extremely joyous occurrence. Often done with no regard to others feelings or physical well being.

After Ortiz smashed a grand slam in the American League Championship Series, the bullpen cop could be seen HORGANING at the expense of the Tigers outfielder.

Horganing by NRev October 23, 2013

horshark

a rare form of animal that combines the grace of a thoroughbred horse with the anger and vile nature of a hammerhead shark. known to live on land or inhabit the water.

holy crap, that horshark bit off my thigh.

what a nice day on the water. i wish i was a sweet horshark.

hey does anyone know when the latest horshark mixer is going down? i'd like to meet a nice horshark guy.

horshark by Frizzooooo November 3, 2008