tattyfilarious

Term oft quoted by Brit comedyman(?) Ken Dodd, but now appropriated to described quality of cocaine.
This stuff's fuckin' tattyfilarious!!!
by skirtlifter January 11, 2005
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cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.
Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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spacedocking

Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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gypsy

Forget the historical defs.

'Gypsy' is usually prefixed by 'Thieving' because that's what nearly all of them do. They are filthy, dishonest rip-off merchants, and that's just their children. They are NOT cool - at all! As in 11 above, they do indeed carry stolen gear in their Transit vans, that is when they're not hauling off monoblock/garden rubbish/gas canisters to dump anywhere and blight the environment. They also shit into poly bags,which they leave scattered around their sites. The men are lazy workers (bit of any oxymoron, that!), and they travel the country in vehicles that have forged documents, and have no insurance.
They are scum, period!
Those thieving gypsies.............
by skirtlifter January 11, 2005
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buttscuff sandwich

Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.
The Board are all lunching on butscuff sandwiches! Har Har Har!!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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hood-rat

A member of the British urban underclass. These young plebs stalk the streets at night, creating mayhem. Their attire is usually track-suit bottoms and Nikes, and a hooded swetshirt which is pulled up over a BB cap in an attempt to look intimidating. they are usually drunk on fortified wines and run about chasing each other with knives and running around schemes (projects) in their wanked-up shitty little French cars!
The hood-rat's face exploded ina cloud of blood and cartilage.
by Skirtlifter April 14, 2006
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smegma omelette

Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
You fed the Vicar WHAT??
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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