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stunted, cross-eyed person, with ears way below the eye-line. Often has webbing between fingers. HAs difficulty co-ordinating and speaking properly. Result of coming from shallow gene pool or inbreeding (see {gypsy)
by Skirtlifter January 12, 2005
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The opposite of 'Gangsta Lean', when driving a car.

The car has to be a large saloon, with plenty of leg room and seat manoeuvreability for this to look right. The Driver pushes his seat back as far as lets his left arm (in UK) hang straight out on the steering wheel. He then slouches down into his seat whilst leaning sideways against his door, resting his right elbow on the window rim, ciggy (or beer, if you ARE Scratchy!) hanging in limp right hand. A sour/cool expression is then cultivated as you motor around looking for Pool-halls in the night.
"Check the Chav doing the Scratchy Lean in his wanked-up 205!!!"
by Skirtlifter January 26, 2006
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Vernacular for cheesy, sweaty residue present on the anus of men and women.
That Play was so long I could feel the scuff building up on my ring!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
You fed the Vicar WHAT??
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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A callous thing to do, but has to be done on occasion. This is the mixing of low quality cocaine with dandruff and psoriasis flakes, which you then chop out to the no-mark who has been hassling you for ".. a bump" all night.
This charlie's been snowflaked!!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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Anal intercourse, with either M or F, whereby you spy and smell shite on your cock as you thrust. Some anal catchers are known to delight in the act of pushing one out over a thrusting penis, esp scat homos.
It took me months to bed her, then she gives me a stinkfuck!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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