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Originated from the combination of words: Whore and Roach. This term is typically used to refer to someone who is annoying, insect-like, and scary.
That girl is such a horch!!! She is always up in my grill.
Horch by Chelle87bugz July 29, 2009
Words you can keep
A verb for when you want to make sure there is no more green in the bowl of your pipe or bong. You hold the flame directly on the bowl and leave it there for the entirety of the hit. Typically is done after it’s already declared cashed.

The hit after the last hit.
When you can’t torch it anymore.
Stoner 1: Hey man I think this is cashed.
Stoner 2: Here let me horch it real quick.

Stoner 1: The bowl isn’t lighting anymore.
Stoner 2: Horch the beowwwlll!
Horch by dat_horch_gurl July 28, 2018
horch by Superdancerbootykiss February 9, 2008
A woman who is a whore and a bitch.
If she only takes the bate and porks the new guy, Donna could finally graduate from being just a measly horch to a fully functional horslutch.
horch by David Golia December 9, 2008

cordy horch 

The fat woman that lurks in the corners. She is fat, hairy, and nearly dead. A freak, to be quite frank. She reads poems to her dog in her free time. She has this face that's quite .... Interesting. She wheezes and groans when she has to walk two feet. Thank you. Also, she has an extra udder. Whoopsies
At the persons house
Normal person: I'm hungry can I make food
Cordy horch: I'm so starved I need food. Make me some. Tanks.
cordy horch by The Coolio Earl January 24, 2014
The sound a shark makes when she's trying her best. Also, it is used when said shark his doing a special maneuver or attack.
Shark: "Hit 'em with the hoocha, and then hoocha!
Hoocha by CobaltStar_ October 21, 2020

hoochiedink 

A catchall phrase used in the presense of easily offended persons to describe someone without using an expletive, or a word to describe someone whose name you don't want to mention. Usually used to describe persons of color.
Priest: Bless you my son.
Brian: I watched the news last night and hoochiedink was talking about reforms again.
Priest:??
Brian: Obama.
Priest: Oh. Hmmmmm.

JimJim: I have to work with hoochiedink again.
Donnie: That's a shame. He doesn't do anything.
JimJim: Lucky me.
hoochiedink by Mark Louis webb August 13, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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