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A verb for when you want to make sure there is no more green in the bowl of your pipe or bong. You hold the flame directly on the bowl and leave it there for the entirety of the hit. Typically is done after it’s already declared cashed.

The hit after the last hit.
When you can’t torch it anymore.
Stoner 1: Hey man I think this is cashed.
Stoner 2: Here let me horch it real quick.

Stoner 1: The bowl isn’t lighting anymore.
Stoner 2: Horch the beowwwlll!
Horch by dat_horch_gurl July 28, 2018
horch by Superdancerbootykiss February 9, 2008
A woman who is a whore and a bitch.
If she only takes the bate and porks the new guy, Donna could finally graduate from being just a measly horch to a fully functional horslutch.
horch by David Golia December 9, 2008

cordy horch 

The fat woman that lurks in the corners. She is fat, hairy, and nearly dead. A freak, to be quite frank. She reads poems to her dog in her free time. She has this face that's quite .... Interesting. She wheezes and groans when she has to walk two feet. Thank you. Also, she has an extra udder. Whoopsies
At the persons house
Normal person: I'm hungry can I make food
Cordy horch: I'm so starved I need food. Make me some. Tanks.
cordy horch by The Coolio Earl January 24, 2014
The sound a shark makes when she's trying her best. Also, it is used when said shark his doing a special maneuver or attack.
Shark: "Hit 'em with the hoocha, and then hoocha!
Hoocha by CobaltStar_ October 21, 2020

hoochiedink 

A catchall phrase used in the presense of easily offended persons to describe someone without using an expletive, or a word to describe someone whose name you don't want to mention. Usually used to describe persons of color.
Priest: Bless you my son.
Brian: I watched the news last night and hoochiedink was talking about reforms again.
Priest:??
Brian: Obama.
Priest: Oh. Hmmmmm.

JimJim: I have to work with hoochiedink again.
Donnie: That's a shame. He doesn't do anything.
JimJim: Lucky me.
hoochiedink by Mark Louis webb August 13, 2010
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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