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Grootastic Hoomans
These people are not afraid to have a laugh, they are the funniest and best hoomans to exist! If you have a Grootastic Hooman in your life you are completely lucky.
Person 1: Look at them they are the best of friends!
Person 2: Well DUH they are the Grootastic Hoomans
Person 2: Well DUH they are the Grootastic Hoomans
Grootastic Hoomans by Shady Van December 26, 2020
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Grootastic Hoomans • Trafficed da hoomans • Hooman • Homoans • Hoemanship • Homansh • Hooimansen • Hooman bean • Hooman khan • Hoomann
Trafficed da hoomans
Is that THEY... AREN'T EXTRA SPECIAL GUYS EITHER! They don't want to have to turn their butthole up to him (because that's literally how capitalism works). So you get 'Well, he's a pimp. I don't like pimps! I like junkie pedophile rapists who tell people I'm smart' But you're NOT smart. In any way shape or form. And YOU BOTH want people to have to do what you say... He didn't have to do any of the shit you say...The shit you say... DOESN'T WORK. It does nothing but keep people trapped in a mediocre existence. Which is what you want.
Because if they aren't trapped in a mediocre existence... Well... THEN... Then you have ANOTHER ANDREW TATE TO DEAL WITH... What do they need YOU for? Nothing! If they aren't mediocre then they have no reason to listen to you! Then you don't matter anymore! And HE might not keep people trapped in mediocrity (No he's fine with it, he'll do it). That's WHY you take so much pleasure (the sadistic kind) in MY situation. You want people to be trapped in a mediocre existence. I AM that (against my will). Even though I created A.I. (And fuck you Alex I can fix the 'using non-linear thinking to trick it into believing stupid shit' problem Alex... Probably... You fucking poof). 'He did a human traffic! He trafficed da hoomans!' It's fucking ridiculous. All because you don't want to live in reality. You want to live in hypothetical future reality! And they only way to live in hypothetical future reality... Is for people to do what YOU tell them... And you will do ANYTHING to force (And it's always for you can call it an invitation all you want it's force by way of input or withholding) people in the direction (whichever direction you want to call it it's entirely arbitrary) of your desired hypothetical future reality. You'll do ANYTHING (to put it in terms Jordan Peterson can understand with is simple idiot mind) 'seize control of heaven.' That's all it is. That's all you're doing."
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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