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hookerspit

A foul mixture usually comprised of at least two of the following, Gingivitis, semen, kool-aid, weed, blood, etc
Aaron: I really need to get the taste of hookerspit out of my mouth.

Neil: ... I don't think I want to be friends anymore.
by bahremon2170 June 2, 2009
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Hookerocity

The measurement of whorridness that a woman portrays.
Ok Scott, that chick just said to the bartender "You look familiar, did I fuck you last week?" Waaaay too much hookerocity there.....we have to GO.
by Billy Barrool September 21, 2010
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hookersnickled

bamboozled, flabbergasted, slambunkdified, befuddled, flimflammed, hoodwinked, swindled, caboodled, hornswoggled, basically just downright barnshiveled.
Billy-Bob: Did you see that 77 point comeback last night in the football game?
Jimbo: Hell yea man. I was straight-up hookersnickled
by Rezzidu December 8, 2011
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honkershit

A deadbeat hood hobo that brags about his/her money, guns, drug abuse, or large privates. Usually classified as fake niggas, honkershits will fight anyone until they get hurt and automatically assume that excessive profanity solves problems. If you desire to find a honkershit just go to any KFC and shout the words “Free chains, watches, and accessories on supremepatty.com just pull up.”
These honkershits really out here wildin.
by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018
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hooker spit

the liquids that result after any unexplainable hooker-like event.
Alex got hooker spit all over when he fell out the window.
by km_hukrspyt October 7, 2006
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hooker spit

Hooker spit contains many substances, such as:
weed, nicotine, ash, alcohol, cocaine, sperm, skin tissue, fuzz,
some times teeth, blood, hair, sweat, and tears of children.
"Hey Tim!"
"Yeah!"
"You got any beer with you?"
"Dude, it's 8:30 in the morning!"
"Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of hooker spit out of my mouth."
"You know what, I think I'll have a beer to"
by Srsneaky July 16, 2009
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Hookerpotamus

A corpulant prostitute who weighs over 3.5 tons, whose gelatinous flesh oozes from out her skanky, strawberry scented garments, often creating extra tits. They roam in herds, usually with one or two dominant. They feed on KFC and buckets of sperm.
A: Damn, did you hear? Steve's in the hospital with a crushed ribcage. What the fuck happened?

B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!

A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.
by lerpaderpaderpityderp June 18, 2011
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