honkershit

A deadbeat hood hobo that brags about his/her money, guns, drug abuse, or large privates. Usually classified as fake niggas, honkershits will fight anyone until they get hurt and automatically assume that excessive profanity solves problems. If you desire to find a honkershit just go to any KFC and shout the words “Free chains, watches, and accessories on supremepatty.com just pull up.”

These honkershits really out here wildin.

by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018

Honkeritis

The condition in which one grows voluptuous boobs.

Hagrid, you've recently contracted honkeritis!

by HaxOnMadaDucka March 13, 2021

Honkersided

Cattywumpus, crooked, or bent. Something that is not as straight or square is it was intended.

The contractor knew nothing about geometry and built a honkersided house.

by Texas Doom August 1, 2008

Hovershit

When you have to take a dump in a public restroom, but the toilet seat is too filthy so you have to hover over it and unleash.

Jaheen took a hovershit in a truckstop after eating a bean burrito.

by ishboo3002 September 22, 2011

honkershlonker

An excessive amount of fat on the back of your neck that creates grease

When Drew laid on my creeper his honkershlonker really made a mess out of things

by KennyV2020 January 10, 2020

hookerspit

A foul mixture usually comprised of at least two of the following, Gingivitis, semen, kool-aid, weed, blood, etc

Aaron: I really need to get the taste of hookerspit out of my mouth.

Neil: ... I don't think I want to be friends anymore.

by bahremon2170 June 2, 2009

Hookershit

its a nickname you call one of your bestfriends jokingly. Made up by Rachel Foster in Spring, Texas in the summer of 2008.

Hey Hookershit! What are you up too?

by Raera3!! November 11, 2009