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honkershit 

A deadbeat hood hobo that brags about his/her money, guns, drug abuse, or large privates. Usually classified as fake niggas, honkershits will fight anyone until they get hurt and automatically assume that excessive profanity solves problems. If you desire to find a honkershit just go to any KFC and shout the words “Free chains, watches, and accessories on supremepatty.com just pull up.”
These honkershits really out here wildin.

Honkeritis

The condition in which one grows voluptuous boobs.
Hagrid, you've recently contracted honkeritis!
Honkeritis by HaxOnMadaDucka March 13, 2021

Honkersided 

Cattywumpus, crooked, or bent. Something that is not as straight or square is it was intended.
The contractor knew nothing about geometry and built a honkersided house.
Honkersided by Texas Doom August 1, 2008

Hovershit 

When you have to take a dump in a public restroom, but the toilet seat is too filthy so you have to hover over it and unleash.
Jaheen took a hovershit in a truckstop after eating a bean burrito.
Hovershit by ishboo3002 September 22, 2011

honkershlonker 

An excessive amount of fat on the back of your neck that creates grease
When Drew laid on my creeper his honkershlonker really made a mess out of things
honkershlonker by KennyV2020 January 10, 2020

hookerspit 

A foul mixture usually comprised of at least two of the following, Gingivitis, semen, kool-aid, weed, blood, etc
Aaron: I really need to get the taste of hookerspit out of my mouth.

Neil: ... I don't think I want to be friends anymore.
hookerspit by bahremon2170 June 2, 2009

Hookershit 

its a nickname you call one of your bestfriends jokingly. Made up by Rachel Foster in Spring, Texas in the summer of 2008.
Hey Hookershit! What are you up too?
Hookershit by Raera3!! November 11, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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