Hookeritis 

Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.

*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**

1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.

2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.

Hookeritis by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022

Honkeritis

The condition in which one grows voluptuous boobs.

Hagrid, you've recently contracted honkeritis!

Honkeritis by HaxOnMadaDucka March 13, 2021

hookerific 

A girl/woman who has dressed extra slutty. Like a whore.

Damn, that bitch looks hookerific.

hookerific by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

hookeritch 

The result of a hooker picking up the wrong trick and getting crabs or any other STD that may cause an itching, burning, or general feeling of discomfort.

That crackhead gave me the hookeritch.

hookeritch by 2A 3K April 6, 2008

Hookerfish 

A Person who pretends to be someone else (A Catfish) who proceeds to hook up with multiple people pretending to be said person. This person is flirtatious may send nude fake pictures and tell all victims that they love them.

Guy A: "Man She sent you those pictures too!"
Guy B: "So...Thats not really her?"
Guy A: "No apparently, This is Brittany and Elise was pretending be her"
Guy B: "We got Cat fished man"
Guy A: "No man she is a Hookerfish"

Hookerfish by Ulysses G. January 22, 2013

Hoosieritis 

A malaise that affects a large portion of the population of Indiana. It is characterized by the recognition of the need for a healthier lifestyle, but the adamant rejection of any interventions to improve their state of health. The severely afflicted may present with a number of medical ailments such as Type II Diabetes, Heart Disease, cancer, morbid obesity, and arthritis. These conditions may present even at young ages when the young contract this from their parents.

"Let me get this straight ma'am, you smoke 3 packs a day, drink constantly, eat fast food every meal, never exercise and you wonder why you can't walk more than 15 feet? You obviously have hoosieritis, and it can be deadly"

Hoosieritis by blahblahblacksheeps March 16, 2009

Hookerfish 

a hooker whose twat smells like fish

Mary you're such a hookerfish

Hookerfish by marty1323 April 19, 2009