lerpaderpaderpityderp's definitions
A corpulant prostitute who weighs over 3.5 tons, whose gelatinous flesh oozes from out her skanky, strawberry scented garments, often creating extra tits. They roam in herds, usually with one or two dominant. They feed on KFC and buckets of sperm.
A: Damn, did you hear? Steve's in the hospital with a crushed ribcage. What the fuck happened?
B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!
A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.
B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!
A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.
by lerpaderpaderpityderp June 18, 2011
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