honover 

A hungover session of HoN, preferably accompanied by first blood and much asskicking.

I've had a honover most days this week

honover by lolmadon September 15, 2010

homoversary 

a personal holiday celebrating the anniversary of one's coming out

We celebrated Dylan's 14th homoversary with pink tiaras and fruity cocktails.

homoversary by stankylegz143 May 21, 2011

52 hoover crips 

Five Deuce Hoover. The two O's are replaced with "GC" for Gangster Crips.

The West Side (W/S) 52 (or 5-Deuce) Hoover Gangster Crips are a faction of the Hoover Criminals gang in Los Angeles, California. This gang is the only Hoover gang still identifying themselves under the Crips card, still sporting the traditional Crips blue along with the orange associated with the Hoover Criminals. They have been linked with other neighborhoods under the Gangster Crips card such as the 52 Broadway Gangster Crips to the east aswell as the 51 Trouble Gangster Crips. Their main rivals are the Rollin 50s Neighborhood Crips along with all East Coast Crips, the Rollin 60s Neighborhood Crips, Rollin 40s Neighborhood Crips, all Menlo Crips (most notably the 65th street faction), the 53 Avalon Gangster Crips, Fruit Town Brims, Van Ness Gangster Brims and the Harvard Park Brims. This gang is also known on the streets as the "Young Hoggs".

52 hoover crips.

52 hoover crips by sleepdaily52 December 17, 2013

Colleen Hoover 

Ninja Author, Hardcore Realist. Who single-handedly perfected the art of Hoovering and turned butterfly into a curse word. She's been know to inspire a Taco Cult following for a guy with remarkable hair and a love of tacos. In Layman's terms,unarguably she is one of the best butterflying authors to ever walk the earth.

Also known as CoHo.

Person one: I just adore Colleen Hoovers incredible wordplay!
Person Two: Oh, I know right! Her hoovering skills are off the charts! That CoHo really knows how to write an incredible book.

Colleen Hoover by CoHorts4CoHo June 12, 2013

Hoover, Alabama 

Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.

Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?

Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.

Hoover, Alabama by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 23, 2019

honey-hoover

A 'Person' who has a strong desire/an obsession with providing other individuals or groups with oral-sex. Who cannot function normally without providing oral sex to others. An addiction to providing others with the practise of 'oral sex'.
A person who has to provide Cunnilingus to a woman.
A person who has to provide Fellatio and Irrumatio to a man.
A person who has to provide Analingus to another person.

"I really want to extract the honey from your genetalia"

"I need to suck your cock dry"

"I have to eat out your pussy for my fucking dinner because I applied for the 40 hour famine!"

"I'm a dirty bitch! I need my honey-hoover to come home from work or I'll get the slut next door to munch out my gravy-bucket".

honey-hoover by JailmouthJimmy July 14, 2009

hoover manuever

More commonly spelled – Hoover Maneuver

1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;

2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;

3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);

4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy

5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;

6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);

7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.

1. If you go out with Austin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from his hoover manuever (maneuver). Pepper spray is also a good idea.

2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.

3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.

4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.

5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.

6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!

7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.

hoover manuever by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010