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A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.
Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.
hobitch by ajppds March 10, 2008

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.
You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.
Hoebitchuary by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010
A short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant attitude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.
Wow, that girl Grace sure is a hobbitch!
Hobbitch by Really_KG? May 2, 2009

hoebitch 

hoebitch is the combination of hoe and bitch...it often refers 2 a slutty person.
dat hoebitch is all up on ma man.
hoebitch by Anonymous April 18, 2003

hobitchslut 

1) A term of honor and respect for a good friend. Often mistaken for a term of deragotary language, this is quite wrong as they do not know that it is some sort of "secret" between friends.

2) A greeting of casuality. Often used between good friends. This meaning is more widely known.

It is comprised of 3 words: ho, bitch, and slut.
Person 1:omg u r a hobitchslut
Person 2:oh why thank you!

Person 1:Hi hobitchslut!
Person 2:Sup!
hobitchslut by Daniel Lam May 20, 2008
Girls who are best friends, party together, and have those nights you can barley remember.
"Who you going to the party with?"

"My Homebitches"
Homebitch by Deannag August 6, 2008