Definitions by ajppds
jagweed
a person that persists in acting in a manner that resembles one of an asshole or a douce. Usually someone that does not care about the others around him/or her, and thinks of oneself. Basically, if you see one slap them in their face and that will permanently label them as one. Usually the quote while slapping the jagweed is "Yoose a jagweed and i'm aint, bitch!" SLAP
hobitch
A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.