jagweed

a person that persists in acting in a manner that resembles one of an asshole or a douce. Usually someone that does not care about the others around him/or her, and thinks of oneself. Basically, if you see one slap them in their face and that will permanently label them as one. Usually the quote while slapping the jagweed is "Yoose a jagweed and i'm aint, bitch!" SLAP
Bill is truly a jagweed by not wiping his butt after crapping. So, I walked up to him and said, "Yoose a jagweed and i'm aint, bitch!" SLAP
by ajppds March 10, 2008
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hobitch

A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.
Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.
by ajppds March 10, 2008
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