Hobbitch

A short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant attitude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.

Wow, that girl Grace sure is a hobbitch!

Hobbitch by Really_KG? May 2, 2009

hobbitch

hobbitch /HAW - bich/ n. (pl. hobbitches)
1. a short, evil-mannered female who sustains her life by destroying the happiness of others and converting it into sexual pleasure.
2. a bitch that resembles a hobbit.
3. any short filipino woman who takes pleasure in emasculating men and collecting shiny objects, especially those that can be jammed into the drive of a PS2.
4. any short woman named Roxanne.

NOTE: I created this word myself: it is the bastard child of the words hobbit (from the Lord of the Rings -- short, furry humanoids with big feet and a love of weed) and bitch(a short, furry human with big feet and a trendy "love" for weed to impress people)

also see: succubus

Last night I peed in Roxanne's hair, she is such a hobbitch.

hobbitch by thomas_giggling_at_the_fatties_at_the_party September 7, 2005

Hobbitch

Hobbits that act like total assholes

The little Hobbitch went to the bathroom

Hobbitch by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016

hobitch 

A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.

Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.

hobitch by ajppds March 10, 2008

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.

You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.

Hoebitchuary by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010

habbitch

A woman (or man for that matter) that ensnares their mate through guilt and prevents them from experiencing the joys and liberties they might otherwise enjoy. The mate is the victim of an unhealthy, addictive relationship, which is often impossible to eradicate, even withstanding multiple interventions.

Jones, it's about time you kicked that nasty little habbitch.

habbitch by Wames Joods September 23, 2004

hoebitch 

hoebitch is the combination of hoe and bitch...it often refers 2 a slutty person.

dat hoebitch is all up on ma man.

hoebitch by Anonymous April 18, 2003