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Hoebitch 

A white woman who prefers the company of black men
"that fat hoebitch done stole my man, i'm gonna git her"
Hoebitch by Col. Sanders, ret. July 22, 2007

hoebitch 

Young Sidda. From the hit film "Devine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"...is a hoebitch.
hoebitch by *&!@ November 3, 2006

Hoebitch 

Street slang for a prostitute or just a whore in general.
Dude was fuckin a hoebitch he dirty
A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.
Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.
hobitch by ajppds March 10, 2008

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.
You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.
Hoebitchuary by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010
A short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant attitude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.
Wow, that girl Grace sure is a hobbitch!
Hobbitch by Really_KG? May 2, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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