The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.
The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.
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Gilda inhaled escagas as she ascended the escalator, possibly from the guy above her who was just seen exiting the casino buffet.
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Charlie and Freddie’s cruise vacation turned into a stuckcation when the authorities quarantined the entire ship for two weeks at its final port.
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Wow...that guy just exited the stall and flame washed his hands before returning to work in the kitchen.
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Get the Labadore mug.When Jonathan asked Justin if he will attend the Sunday morning interpretive dance practice Justin aptly replied, “Maybe I might.”
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