Definitions by SINJim

Escagas 

The output of a gassy person on an escalator that typically blows into the face of the people on steps below the offender.

Gilda inhaled escagas as she ascended the escalator, possibly from the guy above her who was just seen exiting the casino buffet.

Escagas by SINJim July 30, 2025

Flame Wash 

When a person pretends to wash his hands by passing them through a faucet stream akin to a person passing his hands through a flame without burning himself.

Wow...that guy just exited the stall and flame washed his hands before returning to work in the kitchen.

Flame Wash by SINJim July 13, 2025

Maybe I might 

Double conditional answer to say “unlikely” without actually saying it.

When Jonathan asked Justin if he will attend the Sunday morning interpretive dance practice Justin aptly replied, “Maybe I might.”

Maybe I might by SINJim July 13, 2025

LinkedIn69 

When colleagues agree to write each other references on LinkedIn.

I do not mean to be forward but I am looking for a new role. Would you mind LinkedIn69ing with me?

LinkedIn69 by SINJim July 3, 2025

hoportunity 

Typically used to describe when house rabbits are free to hop around their humans' homes.

Charlie, enjoy your hoportunity in the family room until it's time to tuck in for the evening.

hoportunity by SINJim March 9, 2021

Labadore 

A Labrador Retriever’s love for his person.

Colleen's Labrador Retriever truly labadores her as he never leaves her side.

Labadore by SINJim February 18, 2021

stuckcation 

Situations where a vacation does not conclude on time for reasons such as adverse weather that prevents departure or quarantine such as a pandemic breakout aboard a cruise ship.

Charlie and Freddie’s cruise vacation turned into a stuckcation when the authorities quarantined the entire ship for two weeks at its final port.

stuckcation by SINJim February 10, 2021