15 definitions by icyhot123

hobo pizza

A true Hobo Pizza is when a group of homeless men chip in and buy a plain pizza. They put it on center of an old mattress under the bridge by the train station. Then they all jerk off in unison and jizz on the pizza. Then they eat it.

I made a few bucks washing car windshields with a greasy rag. Who's up for some hobo pizza.

by icyhot123 October 29, 2013

Hemoshart

When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.

I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

wavecrack

A wavecrack is a spin-off of plumber butt. It is when your butt crack shows after you get hit by a wave while visiting the beach.

Look at that guy's wavecrack. He should have shaved his ass before he came to the beach.

by icyhot123 March 5, 2016

buttsome

Having an ample buttocks.

Look at J.Lo. She sure is buttsome. I could put my dad's ashes on that shelf.

by icyhot123 March 1, 2009

pubism

An art or photography or pornography style that focues on the genital area.

Penthouse competed with Playboy by adding more lady parts to their photos. Publisher Bob Guccione is considered the father of Pubism.

by icyhot123 October 23, 2010

Fishegass.

Combination of the yiddish word, mishegas, meaning craziness or crazy talk and fish. Crazy talk about fish.

That custom of tying a carp to the bed for better health is just a bunch of fishegass.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

Tomcarper

A verb that means fuck,fuck,fuck! Senator Tom Carper was caught on a hot mic saying "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! during a live televised hearing on Post Office shenanigans.

"I can't believe she Tomcarpered in front of her grandmother.". "I tomcarpered with those three guys over the weekend."

by icyhot123 August 24, 2020