icyhot123's definitions

hobo pizza

A true Hobo Pizza is when a group of homeless men chip in and buy a plain pizza. They put it on center of an old mattress under the bridge by the train station. Then they all jerk off in unison and jizz on the pizza. Then they eat it.

I made a few bucks washing car windshields with a greasy rag. Who's up for some hobo pizza.

by icyhot123 October 28, 2013

Dwelve

To stay on a topic too long and in too much detail.

The autistic child would dwelve on the train schedules for years.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

lumpdate

Report on lumps found on the body.
Reason for mother to call constantly.

My mother called to give me the latest lumpdate. She said it was the biggest one the doctor had ever seen. Big as a grapefruit.

by icyhot123 February 21, 2009

Hemoshart

When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.

I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

Wisconsin

Massive dump. Trump said he lost in 2020 because there were massive dumps of votes in various states including Wisconsin.

I took a Wisconsin last night after that beefy dinner and my tummy ache went away.

by icyhot123 November 29, 2020

Pandemicats

Pandemicat -noun. A pandemicats are the kittens we adopt during a long world-wide health emergency to cheer us up as we remain housebound for endless months. Synonym-coronacats

The whole family has been uplifted since we adopted our pandemicats. Who needs to leave the house now?

by icyhot123 August 28, 2020

quartermain

Being drunk but having to go to the bathroom and being afraid of getting up or changing position because it may cause you to go back to the state of nausea.

I might pee the bed but I don't want to quartermain.

by icyhot123 January 25, 2010