Hemoshart

When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.

I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

lumpdate

Report on lumps found on the body.
Reason for mother to call constantly.

My mother called to give me the latest lumpdate. She said it was the biggest one the doctor had ever seen. Big as a grapefruit.

by icyhot123 February 21, 2009

hobo pizza

A true Hobo Pizza is when a group of homeless men chip in and buy a plain pizza. They put it on center of an old mattress under the bridge by the train station. Then they all jerk off in unison and jizz on the pizza. Then they eat it.

I made a few bucks washing car windshields with a greasy rag. Who's up for some hobo pizza.

by icyhot123 October 28, 2013

Floss one’s teeth

Have oral sex with someone that has pubic hair

She flossed her teeth so many times last night, she had to get her stomach pumped. Floss one’s teeth for 25 dollars.

by icyhot123 May 28, 2018

Wisconsin

Massive dump. Trump said he lost in 2020 because there were massive dumps of votes in various states including Wisconsin.

I took a Wisconsin last night after that beefy dinner and my tummy ache went away.

by icyhot123 November 29, 2020

Fishegass.

Combination of the yiddish word, mishegas, meaning craziness or crazy talk and fish. Crazy talk about fish.

That custom of tying a carp to the bed for better health is just a bunch of fishegass.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

buttsome

Having an ample buttocks.

Look at J.Lo. She sure is buttsome. I could put my dad's ashes on that shelf.

by icyhot123 March 01, 2009