icyhot123's definitions

Shoenicorn

Can also be spelled Shunicorn. It is a beautiful shoe you own. You cannot find its mate but it is too good to throw away. You will never wear it and it makes you sad.

Why do you have those beautiful single shoes on your shelf at work.

They are Shoenicorns and I am just thankful to be able to look at them

by icyhot123 July 19, 2009

quartermain

Being drunk but having to go to the bathroom and being afraid of getting up or changing position because it may cause you to go back to the state of nausea.

I might pee the bed but I don't want to quartermain.

by icyhot123 January 25, 2010

pubism

An art or photography or pornography style that focues on the genital area.

Penthouse competed with Playboy by adding more lady parts to their photos. Publisher Bob Guccione is considered the father of Pubism.

by icyhot123 October 25, 2010

Dwelve

To stay on a topic too long and in too much detail.

The autistic child would dwelve on the train schedules for years.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

buttsome

Having an ample buttocks.

Look at J.Lo. She sure is buttsome. I could put my dad's ashes on that shelf.

by icyhot123 March 1, 2009

Hemoshart

When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.

I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

Fishegass.

Combination of the yiddish word, mishegas, meaning craziness or crazy talk and fish. Crazy talk about fish.

That custom of tying a carp to the bed for better health is just a bunch of fishegass.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009