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hoeconomics 

The branch of knowledge concerned with the decision making rules(minmax strategems) of females in general, its effects on males in general and how men can mitigate such effects. It formally explains the fundemental relationship between men and women. It is the formalised and rationalized redpill.

This discipline is not taught in schools at any level, as it is detremental to how society functions because it threatens the economic status quo. Its practicioners draw their knowledge base mostly from ecnomoics, psychology, logic and religion. Examples include Young Men's Daily Red Pill, who is to the discipline what Adam Smith is to economics. Also Rollo Tomassi who is a professor of hoeconomics at the School of The Rational Male.

It is imperative to note that this discipline is not at all new but it is the first time in history that it has been FORMALIZED. It logically ties to reality and explains the strategems used by most women to increase their gains minimum effort by using sex, flirt, and feminine wile to exploit the efforts of unsuspecting men.

Hoeconomics does not teach inceldom, misogyny, hypergamy, or any thing in particuar. It merely explains strategies used by women to exploit the labour and time of men, the men that succumb to these strategies(simpbluepill), the men that dont and the men that mitigate its effects. All it does is explain and rationalise what is already true. It is up to the students to do what they want with the knowledge.
John: Man, Alice left me for some other guy. She divorced my ass after I gave her everything, took the kids and the house too! Im shook. I dont get it. I have a well paid job thats good, put a roof over our head, bought her shit. Paid her debts. Everything. Wasnt even getting sex either. Now I have nothing to show for it except rage.

Marcus: My brotha, what you feelin is BLUEPILL rage. Anyone that studied hoeconomics knows women CANNOT love men the same way men love women. A woman’s love is contingent upon our capacity to maintain that love in spite of a woman’s hypergamy. Women love conditionally brotha, men are the true romantics. Study hoeconomics and just accept what is and move on to something better with that newfound knowledge.
hoeconomics by vv113 July 4, 2020
A place where interesting and relevant subjects are discussed, specially on the internet.
I've found an interesting explanation about English grammar on the hotcorner website.
Hotcorner by Mr. Silva April 16, 2011

hoecountant 

Noun

A person whose job is to keep track of or inspect prostitutes, usually hired by a Pimp to keep track of the abundant amount of "merchandise" that he currently possess. A sub genre of the job can include ,but is not limited to, counting out the profits made by such "merchandise" and reporting back to the pimp for his piece of the cut.
"I got so many hoes that I lost track."-Pimp 1
"Deadass, what you need is a Hoecountant, he'll keep track of all that shit. "-Pimp 2
hoecountant by .vexe March 19, 2018

hoecondition 

where someone has no hoes and is all alone
karson and lewis are hoecondition
hoecondition by sausage licked April 19, 2022

hoeconomy 

The economy of hoes making $70k / month on OnlyFans, pulling simps on Instagram and selling you pics and vids on their bootyhole. Thank you for your service.
Simps out here supporting the hoeconomy.
hoeconomy by bpiau2728 January 12, 2024

hoeconomy 

The economy that supports OnlyFans chicks making $70k/month, pulling simps on Instagram, streaming damn near topless on Twitch.
Simps out here supporting the hoeconomy. Evolved from strip clubs, to cam girls, to selling pics of feet.
hoeconomy by bpiau2728 January 12, 2024
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

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