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Hornhobbler
Derived from the root words Horn (noun
1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.
2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.
) and Hobble (verb (used with object)
1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.
2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.
3. to impede; hamper the progress of).
Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.
- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".
- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.
1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.
2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.
) and Hobble (verb (used with object)
1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.
2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.
3. to impede; hamper the progress of).
Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.
- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".
- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.
Man, I was just about to take that blonde home until that hornhobbler came along and chased her off.
I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!
I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.
You are such a hornhobbler!
I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!
I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.
You are such a hornhobbler!
Hornhobbler by Sgt. Cheeks September 27, 2011
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Hornhonk
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Little Jack Hornher
Based on the children's nursery rhyme this sexual act entails taking a girl from behind doggystyle and inserting one's thumb in her anus upon climax.
As in....Little Jack Hornher... he stuck in his thumb, made the girl cum, and said, "What a good boy am I".
Little Jack Hornher by Jack Inghoff January 18, 2009
hobnobbery
Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."
hobnobbery by jacobL November 19, 2007
hobohemian
NOUN: 1. A homeless artist or musician, commonly found in cities 2. An artistic hipster who often stays at the random homes of friends, family members and current lovers but never has any money or current mailing address 3. Unemployed college student who is in a band and hangs out in coffee shops arguing with people about current affairs
Many residents of the San Francisco Bay Area are hobohemians, creating their art and music under the guise that a life of obscurity is better than paying taxes and getting a real job.
hobohemian by Danielle Belton January 25, 2005