Hobner 

A half erect penis

Bob was feeling pretty happy today,especially since he was looking at ghetto booty porn. Then his mom walked in,and he got a hobner...

Hobner by Alycee-Maria April 25, 2009

hobner 

a semi-erect penis

She only had her tits out for a second, so I only got a hobner.

hobner by Hobner August 22, 2024

hoenerd 

Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD

Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd

hoenerd by I’m a dictionary 123456 March 15, 2018

hoberg 

Hooooooooooberg...a man who defies gravity on the pole. Strength of 10,000 Clays. Man who has seen many balls. The legend has it that his heart will forever belong to Sadie.

Announcer: First place goes to...
Crowd: Hoooooooooooberg (aka Hoberg)

hoberg by Bertha's Army September 27, 2013

honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

james horner 

Causing eargasms since 1953

I got goosebumps after hearing one of James Horner's compositions

james horner by noobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 30, 2011

Hoyner 

Brings Hurl everywhere, cries after losing friendly games.

Wow, that guy is such a hoyner.

Hoyner by CareersPortal March 2, 2017