Hobnailing

To kick the living shit out of someone during a fight.

Derived from hobnailed boots that are heavy durable boots with hobnails through the soles. If you kicked someone with a hobnailed boot, you'd likely do some damage.

Nigel gave Gerald a proper hobnailing that night and now Gerald eats through a straw

by Dangermouse September 23, 2018

Hobnailing

To shamelessly pander for a Pulitzer or other, similar award, especially by choosing as one's theme, certain hot-button social issues that the committee would likely feel obliged to vote for. (Possibly a conflation of Hobbes' "war of all against all" with Machiavelli's advice to give lip-service to virtue but act viciously.)

"A comic strip about breast cancer? That's just hobnailing!"

by Zla'od July 1, 2021

hobnobling

the act of smoking meth out of a babies skull

Ive been hobnobling and I am straight fucked up!

by TherealFuckmook December 16, 2008

Hotmailing

The art or practice of driving by someone’s mailbox, drenching it in a flammable gas, lighting it on fire then driving off.

“hey man, wanna go hotmailing? I’ll drive.”

by bbearhill May 15, 2018