hlpos 

hoopty little piece of shit

the brakes on this car is a hlpos

hlpos by some dude in utah August 21, 2006

hoposexual 

a person who is hoping to have sexual relations but fails

Ashleigha is a straight-up hoposexual, always hoping to have some sex but always declined.

hoposexual by Sazwon December 1, 2016

hypostatic union 

The theological dogma that the Person of Jesus Christ was fully God and fully Man. This holds that Christ's humanity and divinity are not mixed, but are united without loss of separate identity. The doctrine of the hypostatic union is an attempt to explain how Jesus could be both God and man at the same time. It is ultimately, though, a doctrine that human minds are incapable of understanding fully. It holds that there is no mixture or dilution of Christ's Human or Divine nature, and that He is one united Person. The doctrine of the hypostatic union was made dogma at the Council of Chalcedon in 451 A.D., in response to the need to clearly define the Church's position in the face of heretical teachings, and further articulated at the fifth general council at Constantinople in 533 A.D. The latter council declared that the union of two natures is real (against Arius), not a mere indwelling of God in a man (against Nestorius), with a rational soul (against Apollinaris), and that in Christ’s divine nature remains unchanged (against Eutyches).

Doctrines which stand in opposition to the doctrine of the hypostatic union include: Docetism, Arianism, Apollinarianism, Ebionism, Eutychianism, and Nestorianism. The Church eventually declared all of these doctrines heresies by the end of the Sixth Century A.D.

hypostatic union by Theologist May 4, 2005

cry hypostasis

cry hypostasis is a creator who comments "cry hypostasis" on random tiktoks.
they r really nice and funny if u get to know them, and they also are a big fan of genshin and nge
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"omg it's a grey cube"
"no it's not dumbass it's cry hypostasis"

cry hypostasis by maelaloo February 25, 2022

Hypospadias

A psychological nightmare affecting the penis, where the urethra opens up somewhere along the shaft. Typically comes with a host of plagues, such as small penis size, flattened glans, and chordee. There's also the emotional, sexual, and physical toll. It's a curse.

You're looking up the definition of hypospadias on the UD instead of, say, Google. You obviously are like me, hoping that, unlike the many other sources you've scoured, this one will have something different. Well. This may be your lucky day. I have done my research, as a sufferer myself, and I think there may soon be hope for men like us.

Research is in development on a phenomenon dubbed "the lab grown penis." Sounds like science fiction, but it's becoming a reality. Slowly. I can't provide links on this website, but you simply need to Google "lab grown penis," and you'll find all of the information you need. Let guys like us hope that this technology pans out.

Start from there. Search the Internet. Don't lose hope. We might be normal again someday.

Hypospadias by Wingman88 February 15, 2017

Hypospermia 

When you're sperm is always cold

I jerked off last night and my cum was ice cold, must be hypospermia

Hypospermia by Dspice October 20, 2016

hyposexual 

Someone with a low sex drive.

"Ennet doesn't even watch porn. You think he's gay?"
"Nah, he's just hyposexual."

hyposexual by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009