Hypos

The term used when one starts making caffeine induced typos at an accelerated rate.

hye I'm drinking a lot of coffeee if don't mind the hypos I'm doing stuff faster than usual

by c4ncll3 October 21, 2009

HyPos

The Highway patrol bitches commonly used in rural missouri, by the ticks and Nelly(the guy with the band-aid on his face)

Slow down there are hypos everywhere, Bitch!!!

by G-Murda February 28, 2003

Hypos

Hypodermic Needles. Slang used typically by heroin addicts to describe a needle used for intravenous injection. Typically insulin needles.

Can I get some Hypos? You got any Hypos?

by Sonnydaniels October 1, 2010

hoposexual

a person who is hoping to have sexual relations but fails

Ashleigha is a straight-up hoposexual, always hoping to have some sex but always declined.

by Sazwon December 1, 2016

Hypnosis Mic

Gay anime rap

Other variations: Hypmic, Hypnosismic, Hypnosis Microphone

Person 1: Hey should I watch Hypnosis Mic?
Person 2: Sure, if you’re into gay anime guys rapping.

by doppo March 2, 2021

hypoagency

An attempt (often a woman) to make oneself look weak in order to manipulate someone else (usually a man) into doing something for their agency.
This usually involves investment by the helping counterpart, for if they are stupid, will lead into even more investment from their side in hopes of a return.

Lady: "The turn-in date is tomorrow. And I haven't even started the essay! Help me please. I don't know how to do it."
(actually helpless selfish spoiled person using hypoagency to shift her responsibility to someone else)

Male: "Let me do it for you."
(hopes she'll like him more after he slaves for her - ignorant to do the fact that he'll be discarded later when he'll make a single demand of her)

by λ May 13, 2018

Hypochristian

(N) A person who states that they are a Christian, believe in Christian values, and may even preach the gospel, yet are hateful and unforgiving. Such a person will often talk of the love of Jesus, will talk of morals, will talk of doing good, but will hold people to high expectations, may be judgmental, and extremely prideful.

Kirsten is such a hypochristian. She talks of forgiveness and all that other crap, but she's still mad at me for that fight we had over a year ago!

by SpiSpi June 29, 2005