15 definitions by theflying_clubcup

heteroromantic

Attracted to the oppostite sex in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.

Stacy: Bret is so adorable.
Tracy: What? You want to shag him?
Stacy: Ew, no, I'm only heteroromantic, remember?

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009

pettanko

In anime and manga, a flat-chested girl who is obsessive and/or insecure about this fact.

"You're into that anime girl? What are you, a lolicon?"
"She's not a loli, she's just a pettanko."

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009

Selfcest

Slashfic where a character is paired romantically or sexually with himself.

The most ridiculous, least socially accepted, and therefore the
hottest kind of pairing (im)possible.

"Do you ship Sam/Dean from Supernatural?"

"Nah, Wincest just isn't wrong enough. I ship Sylar/Gabriel Grey."

"Oh, selfcest, huh? Hot!"

by theflying_clubcup February 26, 2009

gray-a

Someone who identifies as asexual, but occasionally experiences sexual attraction. Similar to demisexual.

"Damn, Brett is really hot. I just want to shag him."
"Wait, I thought you were asexual?"
"Yeah, well, I guess I'm gray-a."

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009

biromantic

Attracted to both sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.

Alzondo: So, do you like guys or girls?
Monica: I like all of them!
Alzondo: You must have some crazy orgies.
Monica: Yuck. I'm biromantic, not bisexual.

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009

ace

Slang for asexual.

No, I won't sleep with you. I'm an ace.

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009

parasexual

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.

I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009