Definitions by theflying_clubcup
Selfcest
Slashfic where a character is paired romantically or sexually with himself.
The most ridiculous, least socially accepted, and therefore the
hottest kind of pairing (im)possible.
The most ridiculous, least socially accepted, and therefore the
hottest kind of pairing (im)possible.
"Do you ship Sam/Dean from Supernatural?"
"Nah, Wincest just isn't wrong enough. I ship Sylar/Gabriel Grey."
"Oh, selfcest, huh? Hot!"
"Nah, Wincest just isn't wrong enough. I ship Sylar/Gabriel Grey."
"Oh, selfcest, huh? Hot!"
Selfcest by theflying_clubcup February 26, 2009
parasexual
A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.
parasexual by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009
heteroromantic
Attracted to the oppostite sex in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.
Stacy: Bret is so adorable.
Tracy: What? You want to shag him?
Stacy: Ew, no, I'm only heteroromantic, remember?
Tracy: What? You want to shag him?
Stacy: Ew, no, I'm only heteroromantic, remember?
heteroromantic by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009
homoromantic
Attracted to the same sex in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.
Ted: Dude, Jed is totally checking me out. You think he wants to do me?
Ned: Nah, he's homoromantic, not homosexual.
Ned: Nah, he's homoromantic, not homosexual.
homoromantic by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009
biromantic
Attracted to both sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.
Alzondo: So, do you like guys or girls?
Monica: I like all of them!
Alzondo: You must have some crazy orgies.
Monica: Yuck. I'm biromantic, not bisexual.
Monica: I like all of them!
Alzondo: You must have some crazy orgies.
Monica: Yuck. I'm biromantic, not bisexual.
biromantic by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009
aromantic
Not attracted to anyone in any way. Used by asexuals to differentiate themselves from asexuals who are attracted to people in romantic, but not sexual ways.
aromantic by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009
panromantic
Attracted to all sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Used by asexuals instead biromantic to disregard the idea that there are only two sexes.
"I don't get it. Bretta is totally hot, and she'll date anything, but she's still a virgin."
"That's because she's panromantic asexual."
"That's because she's panromantic asexual."
panromantic by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009