15 definitions by theflying_clubcup

Attracted to the oppostite sex in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.
Stacy: Bret is so adorable.
Tracy: What? You want to shag him?
Stacy: Ew, no, I'm only heteroromantic, remember?
by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009
In anime and manga, a flat-chested girl who is obsessive and/or insecure about this fact.
"You're into that anime girl? What are you, a lolicon?"
"She's not a loli, she's just a pettanko."
by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009
Slashfic where a character is paired romantically or sexually with himself.

The most ridiculous, least socially accepted, and therefore the
hottest kind of pairing (im)possible.

"Do you ship Sam/Dean from Supernatural?"

"Nah, Wincest just isn't wrong enough. I ship Sylar/Gabriel Grey."

"Oh, selfcest, huh? Hot!"
by theflying_clubcup February 26, 2009
Someone who identifies as asexual, but occasionally experiences sexual attraction. Similar to demisexual.
"Damn, Brett is really hot. I just want to shag him."
"Wait, I thought you were asexual?"
"Yeah, well, I guess I'm gray-a."
by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009
Attracted to both sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.
Alzondo: So, do you like guys or girls?
Monica: I like all of them!
Alzondo: You must have some crazy orgies.
Monica: Yuck. I'm biromantic, not bisexual.
by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009
No, I won't sleep with you. I'm an ace.
by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009
A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.
I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?
by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009