Hiseled, hiseling, (v): to fall in love so completely that all rational thinking goes out the
window. Those who’ve been hiseled often report feelings of being “warm and
fuzzy” and spend an inordinate amount of time devising cheesy comments for their Facebook wall. They also mistake “love sickness” for actual illnesses and have been known to call off sick at
work because of this. There is no known cure at this time