hipstership

Is much like hipsterism, just sounds more... well, hipster-ish.

I occasionally do some hipstership, like wearing old-fashioned clothes, but that's it.

by iamale March 28, 2015

hipstershit

n. A hipster who is especially pretentious. Typically does not wear makeup, wears clothes that do not match/fit, and listens to extremely obscure music. Derogatory connotation.

Damn, that girl's such a hipstershit; she listens to bands that don't even exist yet!

by Kristina L. April 22, 2008

hipstershaadi

A site where hipsters muslims can meet discreetly behind their elders and arrange marriage that fits their taste.

WomenA: Yo, my mom is arranging my marriage with a total fob who's a doctor and wants me to cook, clean, and raise kids.

WomenB: Hit up hipstershaadi on tumblr, they can hook you up with a muslim who's legit like this one guy who wants a wife who surfs

with a hijab on.
WomenA: .....That exists!?

by hipstermulsilm November 1, 2013

Hipsterflip

The subjective experience resulting from taking the research psychedelic 2C-E followed by increments of bk-MDMA (Methylone) as the 2C-E peaks and throughout its plateau. The depth and intensity of the experience is heavily dose dependent. The experience is comparable to a tripped out, underground, indie version of the infamous Candyflip (LSD + MDMA), hence its name.

The combination of research chemicals holds many risks however. A Hipsterflip, with high enough doses, can leave one feeling extremely depersonalized for weeks to come, as well as inducing indefinite HPPD visual alterations and patterning. Excessive amounts of bk-MDMA, as with many stimulating euphoriants/entactogens, can lead to high blood pressure, prolonged rapid heart rate, and heart attack. The long term effects of both 2C-E and bk-MDMA are not yet fully understood.

Guy 1: "Alright, so last night, I Hipsterflipped. At 10:00PM, I ate around 18mg of 2C-E. And then, I parachuted doses of methylone over the course of the night, probably up until around 4AM. I've never experienced such a colorful, tripped out, drugged up psychedelic experience in all of my life."

Guy 2: "Dude, you're fucking crazy! How are you feeling today?"

Guy 1: "Well, I still haven't managed to sleep yet. My heart has been beating out of my chest for the past 12 hours, I feel like my mind is suffocating in a Nazi gas chamber, I've been hallucinating the must fucked up, hypnotic shit all day long. In contrast to ecstasy comedowns, I'm not depressed at least. I definitely don't recommend combining 2C-E with a ton of methylone. I've probably permanently damaged my heart."

by grzu July 24, 2010

Hipstersheep

This is a special breed of sheep who have 100% organic wool, infected with hipsterpes. They were bred by Niklaus Purel (the same guy who invented Purel hand sanitizer) He wanted to design a breed of sheep where he could harvest a new strain of virus, which he could use to raise the sales of Purel hand sanitizer. He didn't realize that this new strain of herpes, would become so virulent that even his cleaning product could not destroy the virus. Bred for their wool for the manufacture of wool cardigans and other types of sweaters, hipstersheep have become a serious threat for North-America. If you ever spot a hipstersheep, you should report it to your local authorities immediately.

Part of an actual news report featured on ACN: "It has been proven that hipstersheep are responsible for the recent spread of hipsterpes throughout America. The virus evolved and can now spread from human to human via bodily fluids. Be careful when dealing with this animal."

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

hipstersnapper

Hipstersnapper is a contraction of hipster and whippersnapper, referring to a young or especially obnoxious hipster. A group of hipstersnappers is known as a fustercluck of hipstersnappers.

See that 19 year old over there in the plaid shirt and horn rimmed glasses, harassing the barista for going 3 seconds long on his espresso shot? That dude is a hipstersnapper.

by crunchysue December 15, 2011

Hipsterstep

Music listened to by Hipsters because epic dubstep with huge drops is WAY too mainstream. Hipsterstep is music with no real drop but rather a continuous beat, and you need to be ultra-sophisticated to understand it.

Hipster- Turn off that Dodge & Fuski crap! I'm trying to make the peace symbol in all the pictures I'm in!!!

Normal Person- No, shoo little hipster. Look there's a starbucks!!

Hipster- Ohh!! Me like!!! Maybe they have James Blake dubstep and see-through glasses!!!!

Normal Person- I knew he couldn't resist the Hipsterstep...

by Dubstep is life July 6, 2011