Hipstersheep

This is a special breed of sheep who have 100% organic wool, infected with hipsterpes. They were bred by Niklaus Purel (the same guy who invented Purel hand sanitizer) He wanted to design a breed of sheep where he could harvest a new strain of virus, which he could use to raise the sales of Purel hand sanitizer. He didn't realize that this new strain of herpes, would become so virulent that even his cleaning product could not destroy the virus. Bred for their wool for the manufacture of wool cardigans and other types of sweaters, hipstersheep have become a serious threat for North-America. If you ever spot a hipstersheep, you should report it to your local authorities immediately.

Part of an actual news report featured on ACN: "It has been proven that hipstersheep are responsible for the recent spread of hipsterpes throughout America. The virus evolved and can now spread from human to human via bodily fluids. Be careful when dealing with this animal."

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

Hipsterstep

Music listened to by Hipsters because epic dubstep with huge drops is WAY too mainstream. Hipsterstep is music with no real drop but rather a continuous beat, and you need to be ultra-sophisticated to understand it.

Hipster- Turn off that Dodge & Fuski crap! I'm trying to make the peace symbol in all the pictures I'm in!!!

Normal Person- No, shoo little hipster. Look there's a starbucks!!

Hipster- Ohh!! Me like!!! Maybe they have James Blake dubstep and see-through glasses!!!!

Normal Person- I knew he couldn't resist the Hipsterstep...

by Dubstep is life July 6, 2011

hipstership

Is much like hipsterism, just sounds more... well, hipster-ish.

I occasionally do some hipstership, like wearing old-fashioned clothes, but that's it.

by iamale March 28, 2015