Hipsterstep

Music listened to by Hipsters because epic dubstep with huge drops is WAY too mainstream. Hipsterstep is music with no real drop but rather a continuous beat, and you need to be ultra-sophisticated to understand it.

Hipster- Turn off that Dodge & Fuski crap! I'm trying to make the peace symbol in all the pictures I'm in!!!

Normal Person- No, shoo little hipster. Look there's a starbucks!!

Hipster- Ohh!! Me like!!! Maybe they have James Blake dubstep and see-through glasses!!!!

Normal Person- I knew he couldn't resist the Hipsterstep...

by Dubstep is life July 6, 2011

hipsterception

The realization a hipster comes to when he/she realizes that being hipster is WAY to mainstream, resulting in a paradox.

"Dude, being a hipster is way to mainstream. A true hipster would have stopped being a hipster by now. It's like... hipsterception!"

by frankalator March 7, 2012

Hipsterstandable

Something a hipster says when they understand something totally hipster.

Miles :"Pearl I needed a new pair of Toms because I spilled my Vegan Squash soup on them."

Pearl:"That's hipsterstandable."

by Charlotti November 27, 2012

Hipstersheep

This is a special breed of sheep who have 100% organic wool, infected with hipsterpes. They were bred by Niklaus Purel (the same guy who invented Purel hand sanitizer) He wanted to design a breed of sheep where he could harvest a new strain of virus, which he could use to raise the sales of Purel hand sanitizer. He didn't realize that this new strain of herpes, would become so virulent that even his cleaning product could not destroy the virus. Bred for their wool for the manufacture of wool cardigans and other types of sweaters, hipstersheep have become a serious threat for North-America. If you ever spot a hipstersheep, you should report it to your local authorities immediately.

Part of an actual news report featured on ACN: "It has been proven that hipstersheep are responsible for the recent spread of hipsterpes throughout America. The virus evolved and can now spread from human to human via bodily fluids. Be careful when dealing with this animal."

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

hipstersexual

A straight, usually white, male whose sexuality is a celebration of the mediocre.

A hipstersexual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. Conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look "fake" or like a "robot". Thinness makes her look "like a man". Being striking makes her look either "like a robot" OR "like a man".

Hipstersexuality is in essence a gender pathology:
- because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits.
- being understated and unassuming are hallmarks of classical femininity.

See also chubby chaser.

"Jenny Lewis is regarded by hipster culture as the apex of female beauty, while Eleanor Friedberger doesn't even get a second glance. LOL."
"Yeah, that's hipstersexuality for you."

by interneter May 11, 2010

hipstersnapper

Hipstersnapper is a contraction of hipster and whippersnapper, referring to a young or especially obnoxious hipster. A group of hipstersnappers is known as a fustercluck of hipstersnappers.

See that 19 year old over there in the plaid shirt and horn rimmed glasses, harassing the barista for going 3 seconds long on his espresso shot? That dude is a hipstersnapper.

by crunchysue December 15, 2011

hipstersexual

One who believes that "real relationships" are too mainstream

"Gross, why would you go to the movies with your girlfriend when you can listen to indie music in my bat cave?" ~ Anonymous hipstersexual man

by TheTruthWriter99 January 27, 2011