hipstershit
n. A hipster who is especially pretentious. Typically does not wear makeup, wears clothes that do not match/fit, and listens to extremely obscure music. Derogatory connotation.
hipstershit by Kristina L. April 22, 2008
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Hipstercrite
Alice: I refuse to buy Nike shoes, they're overpriced and they use child labour.
Bob: Alice you hipstercrite, you have an iPhone which is also overpriced and made by child labour.
Bob: Alice you hipstercrite, you have an iPhone which is also overpriced and made by child labour.
Hipstercrite by Luke B May 29, 2013
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hipster shit
Music so awful that its only use is to be flaunted as a fashion accessory by those obsessed with the idea of coolness; it remains perpetually "obscure" because no sane human being would listen to this music for pleasure.
Dan: Hey dude, I just got a limited-edition copy of We Are As The Romans Should Have Been's new EP - and on vinyl, too! It's Gregorian chants with a mambo beat - mind-blowing! Come listen!
Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself.
Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!
Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself.
Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!
hipster shit by ACD8K November 20, 2011
delusional hipsterity
delusional hipsterity by laughingsquid March 22, 2011
hipstershaadi
A site where hipsters muslims can meet discreetly behind their elders and arrange marriage that fits their taste.
WomenA: Yo, my mom is arranging my marriage with a total fob who's a doctor and wants me to cook, clean, and raise kids.
WomenB: Hit up hipstershaadi on tumblr, they can hook you up with a muslim who's legit like this one guy who wants a wife who surfs
with a hijab on.
WomenA: .....That exists!?
WomenB: Hit up hipstershaadi on tumblr, they can hook you up with a muslim who's legit like this one guy who wants a wife who surfs
with a hijab on.
WomenA: .....That exists!?
hipstershaadi by hipstermulsilm November 1, 2013
Hipstercrite
A person who is both a hipster and a hypocrite. This person likes to put up the appearance of being progressive, radical, artistic and/or bohemian. However, they don't really adhere to the principals they want people to think they espouse. For instance, a hipstercrite could say they hate George Bush because he doesn't care about poor people or minorities, and yet at the same time live in an expensive condo that gentrifies the surrounding poor minorities' neighborhood, ultimately driving housing costs up and existing communities out.
Hipstercrites do not understand that their own actions conflict with their supposed political and social opinions. Mostly, they hold these opinions to be trendy.
Hipstercrites are often young people in college or fresh out of college who are living off their parents' money.
Other examples:
Wearing an outfit that appears to be from a thrift store, which actually cost hundreds of dollars at Urban Outfitters.
Living in a condo in East Austin that your parents bought for you as an investment.
Traveling to countries and feeling proud of their travels. Again, the money for these travels and their lifestyle comes from their parents.
Participating in an unpaid internship yet not having a job.
Hipstercrites do not understand that their own actions conflict with their supposed political and social opinions. Mostly, they hold these opinions to be trendy.
Hipstercrites are often young people in college or fresh out of college who are living off their parents' money.
Other examples:
Wearing an outfit that appears to be from a thrift store, which actually cost hundreds of dollars at Urban Outfitters.
Living in a condo in East Austin that your parents bought for you as an investment.
Traveling to countries and feeling proud of their travels. Again, the money for these travels and their lifestyle comes from their parents.
Participating in an unpaid internship yet not having a job.
Person A: "Elena really is doing a lot for society! She works for a non-profit and gets to travel all the time."
Person B: "Nah, she's not doing shit for society. She's just a hipstercrite."
Person B: "Nah, she's not doing shit for society. She's just a hipstercrite."
Hipstercrite by JuliaHatesHipsters June 19, 2008
hipsterity
Hipsterity is the quality that true hipsters possess. A hipster has been defined to be one who rejects societal norms and "mainstream ideas." One who exhibits hipsterity most often dresses in a simple yet distinct manner, with plaid shirts and wide-rimmed glasses.
hipsterity by atlpride November 22, 2011
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