hipsterfag

Combination of hipster and fag. May also be spelled "hipster-fag" or "hipster fag". Used as a derogatory term to describe particularly pretentious members of the hipster or emo scene by appending "fag" to mean "stupid".

As I walked by the bistro yesterday, I saw that hipsterfag from my English Lit class in a Che Guevara shirt and rolled up levi's eating tempeh and talking to some white girl with dreadlocks about Federico Fellini movies.

by Consuelo May 25, 2005

Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.

"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."

by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012

Hipsteria

The sensation a person experiences upon realizing that they are surrounded by hipsters and may have become one them self. Generally this takes place in a setting which would, according to stereotype, be thought of as a popular place for hipsters to congregate. May be accompanied by visual and auditory hallucinations of flannel patterns and and pseudo-intellectual background conversation.

Upon realizing that he was holding a PBR tallboy at a Broken Social Scene Concert, Jack began to experience waves of severe hipsteria.

by word_alter July 16, 2011

Hasterfag

To bluntly insult and/or spam someone continuously.

That guy is totally hasterfagging me!

by shshsh1 August 28, 2009

hipsterati

a term derrived from literati, i.e. a person that uses his acumen to investigave deep issues of human existence. In this case, the hipsterati use their acumen (and we use this term lightly) to keep up on the pressing issues of the latests microtrends. They tend to move in "too-hip-for-thou" cliques and pass judgement on what is and isn't in.

-How was the show last night?
-It was amazing, but it was so crowded because the Hipsterati were out en masse!

by Carlos R June 11, 2006

Hipsterapolis

The nickname for Minneapolis, MN. This is due to all the art shows, bike trails, and farmers markets. About 90% of the Northeast side is Hipster. And most small town-Minnesotans go to Minneapolis scared thinking their will be crime, and they leave thinking to themselves 'There is nothing more gay than what i have just witnessed'

Person 1: Why is he wearing those really tight jeans, we can see his junk.
Person 2: That's because he just returned from Hipsterapolis.

by anonamerigo November 13, 2011

hipsteria

Excessive or uncontrollable fear of humans who wear overpriced Von Dutch clothing, mesh backed trucker hats,have matted down hair product induced "bed heads" and wear threadbare vintage rock shirts of bands they don't really enjoy listening to.

Erin had to flee the record shop quickly when the guy in line wearing a Blondie shirt and mesh Von Dutch hat started talking about how "deck" his new portable record player sounded. Erin suffers from accute "Hipsteria."

by Mike Falcigno April 18, 2004