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Masterfag 

Masterfag is the highest point on a representational scale of how faggy something is. It can also be used to show how someone or something has mastered the art of being a fag.
Guy A: "So, I heard you recently achieved the rank of masterfag."

Masterfag: "It took me years but here I am, Masterfag
Masterfag by MasterFag April 12, 2010
The act of hating on a high level.
Your haterage is cramping my style
Haterage by Brittizzzle October 29, 2011

hipsterfag 

Combination of hipster and fag. May also be spelled "hipster-fag" or "hipster fag". Used as a derogatory term to describe particularly pretentious members of the hipster or emo scene by appending "fag" to mean "stupid".
As I walked by the bistro yesterday, I saw that hipsterfag from my English Lit class in a Che Guevara shirt and rolled up levi's eating tempeh and talking to some white girl with dreadlocks about Federico Fellini movies.
hipsterfag by Consuelo May 25, 2005
Girl named Reagan: you're a hasterfin
Boy named Colton: what's that
Reagan: a bitch ass nigga

Colton: oh
Hasterfin by onelesslonelygirl August 8, 2016

Hasterbation 

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.
A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.
Hasterbation by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016

haterface 

1. Someone who is constantly hating.
2. A mode of transportation in which the service is lacking.
1. Tom is a bitch-ass haterface.
2. The M23 Bus is being a haterface.
haterface by L-Dezy October 7, 2008
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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