hipsterati 

a term derrived from literati, i.e. a person that uses his acumen to investigave deep issues of human existence. In this case, the hipsterati use their acumen (and we use this term lightly) to keep up on the pressing issues of the latests microtrends. They tend to move in "too-hip-for-thou" cliques and pass judgement on what is and isn't in.

-How was the show last night?
-It was amazing, but it was so crowded because the Hipsterati were out en masse!

hipsterati by Carlos R June 11, 2006

hipsterati 

n.

1) synonym for hipsters.

I can't go anywhere in this town without being overrun by the hipsterati.

hipsterati by katesherlock November 13, 2004

Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.

"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."

Hipsterbation by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012

hipsterlicious 

Something or someone that is extremely hipster.

Your knowledge of indie music, vintage style and overuse of the word 'ethnocentric' is quite hipsterlicious.

hipsterlicious by acowfrog September 13, 2011

Hipstercrite 

Someone who criticizes Nike for their labour practices and then buys an iPhone.

Alice: I refuse to buy Nike shoes, they're overpriced and they use child labour.

Bob: Alice you hipstercrite, you have an iPhone which is also overpriced and made by child labour.

Hipstercrite by Luke B May 29, 2013

hipsterdick 

n. When your piss burns because you’ve consumed way too much Sriracha.

“Hey Craig, you might want to lay off the sriracha. You’re going to end up with hipsterdick.”

hipsterdick by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019

Hipstertized

Hypnotized by one's own hipsterness.

*Imagines myself stylishly walking around Midtown wearing my grungy grey beanie while sipping on on Starbucks latte, looking hip as hell.*

Wow, I'm most definitely hipstertized right now...

Hipstertized by Ace120492 December 13, 2013