himplants

1) Solid silicone pectoral implants for men. 2) Penile implants.

Brad is so vain, he's had a nose job, Botox, liposuction, and those awesome pecs of his are just himplants.

himplants by snarkette April 23, 2003

cellphone magnet implants 

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

cellphone magnet implants by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Spongebong Hemppants 

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.

Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!

Spongebong Hemppants by --- March 6, 2005

implants 

Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.

Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.

implants by stooptard September 6, 2003

breast implants 

fake tits

A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.

breast implants by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

implants 

Silicon enhancements for middle aged women.

Mike's mom used his grandfather's inheritance to buy implants.

implants by mafioso April 22, 2003

Indiana implants

These are a substitution for breast implants in wich the user stuffs her bra with tissues.

Although Vickie was relatively flat-chested, she used the temporary fix of Indiana implants, courtesy of Kleenex. It even gave the illusion of cleavage.

Indiana implants by Nora O'Shaughnessy January 28, 2007