himplants

1) Solid silicone pectoral implants for men. 2) Penile implants.

Brad is so vain, he's had a nose job, Botox, liposuction, and those awesome pecs of his are just himplants.

by snarkette April 23, 2003

cellphone magnet implants

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Spongebong Hemppants

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.

Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!

by --- March 6, 2005

implants

Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.

Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

breast implants

fake tits

A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

implants

Silicon enhancements for middle aged women.

Mike's mom used his grandfather's inheritance to buy implants.

by mafioso April 22, 2003

Indiana implants

These are a substitution for breast implants in wich the user stuffs her bra with tissues.

Although Vickie was relatively flat-chested, she used the temporary fix of Indiana implants, courtesy of Kleenex. It even gave the illusion of cleavage.

by Nora O'Shaughnessy January 28, 2007