inheritance 

Money and personal property that a hard-working person accumulates during his lifetime that pissant children thinks is their due upon his death.

Below are categories of heir behavior in regard to future inheritances:

1. Grave Watchers: Children who know they will inherit and are just waiting around for the person to die to claim the inheritance.

2. Ingratiating little bastards: Children who kiss the person's ass repeatedly in the hope he will leave his worldly belongings to them.

3. Presumptive brats: Children who assume they will inherit and who foolishly spend money they don't have today, only to find out later they didn't inherit and are now up to their eyeballs in debt.

Inheritances are a gift, not a birthright.

inheritance by Loxi July 20, 2009

inheritance 

Receiving a (generally large) amount of property, wealth, money, etc, from a deceased relative or close one, after being "mentioned" in their "will". In extreme cases, such as very large inheritances, typical results include marriage break-up (spouse hates partner for being so rich), personality collapse (what the heck do I do now I don't have to work for a living??), idleness, egomania, etc. Many heirs or heiresses experience guilt and self-loathing in proportion to the size of the inheritance received. Inheritance planning is supposed to alleviate this by only giving heirs money if they achieve in life, a gameplan that rarely works. Heirs within families usually fight over minor differences in sizes of inheritances recieved. There is a strong tendancy for young people in particular to be very adversely affected by large inheritances, contrary to the misconceptions of a wonderful life generated by popular envy feelings, these people are usually isolated, guilt-ridden and unsatisfied.

Sarah received her inheritance at 21, and after that, despite her yacht, mansion and trustfund, felt purposeless and ashamed.

inheritance by James William May 26, 2005

Inheritance thief 

When someone dies and one family member (like a circling vulture) steals or hoards silver, gold, money and/or other personal property from the remaining family members, especially when the decedent’s last wishes were for the family members to split the property equally.

If it were not for the inheritance thief, I could have had my teeth fixed, with a little money to spare.He is a lifelong liar, a cheat and an inheritance thief with Damonism issues.

Inheritance thief by Unstoppable Karma September 11, 2019

Inheritance Shot 

When you fuck a chicks Mom, pull out and cum on the Daughters face. Like a Money Shot but the Mom did all the work and left it all to her Daughter.

I fucked this older chick last night and pulled out and gave the Inheritance Shot to her hot Daughter

Inheritance Shot by F00LISH71 December 23, 2011

inheritance poll 

A sports poll in which the starting order of the poll remains relatively unchanged unless a team losses.

A poll in which a team can only move up if a team ahead of them losses.

That poll is an inheritance poll, you need to find one where the teams are reevaluated weekly if you want me to take it seriously.

inheritance poll by noonereal May 4, 2016

Inheritance Harvesting 

Helping your elderly relatives pass to the other side for profit.

“Lisa’s trust fund ran out so she’s planned to enroll her mother in a cheap nursing home who are experts in Inheritance Harvesting.”

Inheritance Harvesting by Dexter Methoraphan May 24, 2020

Interbase Inheritance 

An object oriented programming style employed by retards to make their code look more complicated and intellegent than it actually is. Involves extending a class and implementing an interface, both of which define a method with the same signature, and then shadowing the same method in the child class. For example:

Public Class NewBase

Private _strName as String

Public Sub New
...
<constructor code here>
...
End Sub

Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String
Get
Return _strName
End Get
End Property

End Class

Public Interface INewInterface

Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String

End Interface

Public Class NewIIClass : Inherits NewBase
Implements INewInterface

Public Sub New()
MyBase.New()
End Sub

Public Shadows ReadOnly Property Name() As String ImplementsINewInterface.Name
Get
Return MyBase.Name
End Get
End Property

End Class

"What the fuck is all this about?"
"Oh that's just my interbase inheritance code. Cool isn't it?"
"You twat"

Interbase Inheritance by Neat Clean Warning Free Coders Ltd August 3, 2007