Definitions by snarkette

cankles 

n. 1) An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot. 2) An ankle which has no discernable narrowing from the calf to the foot. History: The word is derived a combination of the words calf and ankle. Victims of this condition are advised to avoid the following: ankle boots, ankle-strap shoes, anklets, ankle socks, ankle tattoos, high-top shoes, and any other footwear or legwear that might draw attention to the cankle region.

Kelly has a classic case of cankles -- her calves are the same width from knee to foot.

cankles by snarkette March 4, 2005

lameness 

the state of being lame.

The poser's lameness knew no bounds; he thought I'd be impressed by his hairy chest and his Pontiac.

lameness by snarkette May 29, 2004

baby mama

The mother of your child(ren), whom you did not marry and with whom you are not currently involved.

Oh her? She ain't nothing to me now, girl, she just my baby mama. So, can I get your number?

baby mama by snarkette April 23, 2003

baby daddy 

Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.

That man isn't my boyfriend, he's my baby daddy.

baby daddy by snarkette April 23, 2003

ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.

Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.

ride the short bus by snarkette April 23, 2003

himplants

1) Solid silicone pectoral implants for men. 2) Penile implants.

Brad is so vain, he's had a nose job, Botox, liposuction, and those awesome pecs of his are just himplants.

himplants by snarkette April 23, 2003