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Haterrhoids 

A medical condition caused by excessive hateration - similar to actual Hemorrhoids but there is no current cure as of this writing.
Jake - "What's she all worked up for?"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"
Haterrhoids by PeaceDaleY'all March 17, 2009

pokes my hemorroids! 

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.
'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'
Straight people who are so homophobic that they can’t even imagine anyone not being straight, and think that being straight is the pinnacle of human existence that everyone must want.
“My mom asked if I had a boyfriend yet, even though I told her I was a lesbian. She’s such a heteroist.”
Heteroist by Nonbyenary July 27, 2018
a substance that greatly enhances the level of hate.
I think someone took some hateroids this morning before coming to work.
Hateroids by Black Evil Knieval January 13, 2010

hemorroids

can i get a rock on 4 rroids?!?
hemorroids by Anonymous August 11, 2003
a word to describe (degrade) something or someone that displays or enforces annoying heteronormative tropes. works as both noun and adjective.
"nooo you don't get it, liking femboys doesn't make me gay, I see him as a WOMAN!"
"just because someone is feminine presenting doesn't mean they want to be a girl, heteroids need to shut the fuck up."

"She's the dominant one in the relationship, so obviously she's the husband, and he's the wife! I will not accept otherwise."
"Heteroid yapping, can you stop repackaging stereotypes and let people do what they want?"

"Ugh I just love staying at home coloring with my crayons while my boyfriend goes out to work at his big boy job! I'm just a girl! Finances are just too hard for me to manage teehee i just like being a silly girl"
"typical heteroid conditioning goes a long way... girl run... ts gonna get you broke in the streets in a month"
heteroid by somecl0udthing April 8, 2026
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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