heterroids 

When you have butt barnacles (commonly known as hemorrhoids), and you are straight (as in no anal play whatsoever) and lacking fiber in your daily diet.

Dude 1: why you walking funny bruh?
Dude 2: cuz my college meal plan dropped a wicked case of heterroids on my asshole.

heterroids by Dirty-DirtyDiana7 December 14, 2022

Haterrhoids 

A medical condition caused by excessive hateration - similar to actual Hemorrhoids but there is no current cure as of this writing.

Jake - "What's she all worked up for?"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"

Haterrhoids by PeaceDaleY'all March 17, 2009

pokes my hemorroids! 

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

pokes my hemorroids! by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

Heteroist

Straight people who are so homophobic that they can’t even imagine anyone not being straight, and think that being straight is the pinnacle of human existence that everyone must want.

“My mom asked if I had a boyfriend yet, even though I told her I was a lesbian. She’s such a heteroist.”

Heteroist by Nonbyenary July 27, 2018

Hateroids

a substance that greatly enhances the level of hate.

I think someone took some hateroids this morning before coming to work.

Hateroids by Black Evil Knieval January 13, 2010

hemorroids

can i get a rock on 4 rroids?!?

hemorroids by Anonymous August 11, 2003

heteroid

a word to describe (degrade) something or someone that displays or enforces annoying heteronormative tropes. works as both noun and adjective.

"nooo you don't get it, liking femboys doesn't make me gay, I see him as a WOMAN!"
"just because someone is feminine presenting doesn't mean they want to be a girl, heteroids need to shut the fuck up."

"She's the dominant one in the relationship, so obviously she's the husband, and he's the wife! I will not accept otherwise."
"Heteroid yapping, can you stop repackaging stereotypes and let people do what they want?"

"Ugh I just love staying at home coloring with my crayons while my boyfriend goes out to work at his big boy job! I'm just a girl! Finances are just too hard for me to manage teehee i just like being a silly girl"
"typical heteroid conditioning goes a long way... girl run... ts gonna get you broke in the streets in a month"

heteroid by somecl0udthing April 8, 2026