heterroids

When you have butt barnacles (commonly known as hemorrhoids), and you are straight (as in no anal play whatsoever) and lacking fiber in your daily diet.

Dude 1: why you walking funny bruh?
Dude 2: cuz my college meal plan dropped a wicked case of heterroids on my asshole.

by Dirty-DirtyDiana7 December 14, 2022

Haterrhoids

A medical condition caused by excessive hateration - similar to actual Hemorrhoids but there is no current cure as of this writing.

Jake - "What's she all worked up for?"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"

by PeaceDaleY'all March 17, 2009

pokes my hemorroids!

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

Heteroist

Straight people who are so homophobic that they can’t even imagine anyone not being straight, and think that being straight is the pinnacle of human existence that everyone must want.

“My mom asked if I had a boyfriend yet, even though I told her I was a lesbian. She’s such a heteroist.”

by Nonbyenary July 27, 2018

Hateroids

a substance that greatly enhances the level of hate.

I think someone took some hateroids this morning before coming to work.

by Black Evil Knieval January 13, 2010

hemorroids

can i get a rock on 4 rroids?!?

by Anonymous August 11, 2003