Hateroids
Hateroids by Black Evil Knieval January 13, 2010
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Haterrhoids
A medical condition caused by excessive hateration - similar to actual Hemorrhoids but there is no current cure as of this writing.
Jake - "What's she all worked up for?"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"
Haterrhoids by PeaceDaleY'all March 17, 2009
hatercise
Jim: Jesus, I swear Stan has done like, 700 more push-ups than his usual 10.
Matt: Yeah dude, his girlfriend just broke up with him. All he wants to do is hatercise.
Matt: Yeah dude, his girlfriend just broke up with him. All he wants to do is hatercise.
hatercise by Triangle Fighter March 20, 2011
Haterism
Haterism is a disease. One may catch haterism by just hatin to much. Haterism causes one to b a chronic hater without notice. U will not notice ur even hatin even though it is painfully clear to everyone around u.
Symptoms:
~Chronic Hatin
~Just bein ignorsnt to anyone around u, for no reason
~Bein a Punk
~Not bein able to back up wat u say with any logical and/or senesibal reaon as to why u said it what so ever
~actin like an asshole
Notes:
~Haterism has no actual effect on ur health. It just makes u hate like a lil bitch
~There is no cure for haterism, once u got it there is no getting rid of it.
~Haterism is also normally in association with a very common disease known as BITCHASSNESS (Which also has no cure).
~Haterism can be contagious
Symptoms:
~Chronic Hatin
~Just bein ignorsnt to anyone around u, for no reason
~Bein a Punk
~Not bein able to back up wat u say with any logical and/or senesibal reaon as to why u said it what so ever
~actin like an asshole
Notes:
~Haterism has no actual effect on ur health. It just makes u hate like a lil bitch
~There is no cure for haterism, once u got it there is no getting rid of it.
~Haterism is also normally in association with a very common disease known as BITCHASSNESS (Which also has no cure).
~Haterism can be contagious
Please go get your yearly Hater exam. Haterism is serious, see your local Hateroligist for more information
Haterism by Somebody U Don't Kno March 31, 2009
Haterism
Yo, cuz. Your bitch chose me so there's no need for all of the mean-mugging. Take the haterism elsewhere.
Haterism by Markus Levell Price January 15, 2004
hateraide
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