When you have butt barnacles (commonly known as hemorrhoids), and you are straight (as in no anal play whatsoever) and lacking fiber in your daily diet.
Dude 1: why you walking funny bruh?
Dude 2: cuz my college meal plan dropped a wicked case of heterroids on my asshole.
Dude 2: cuz my college meal plan dropped a wicked case of heterroids on my asshole.
by Dirty-DirtyDiana7 December 14, 2022