Haterrhoids

A medical condition caused by excessive hateration - similar to actual Hemorrhoids but there is no current cure as of this writing.

Jake - "What's she all worked up for?"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"

by PeaceDaleY'all March 17, 2009

Hateroids

a substance that greatly enhances the level of hate.

I think someone took some hateroids this morning before coming to work.

by Black Evil Knieval January 13, 2010

Homerrhoids

Haemorrhoids caused by the homosexual act of buggery.

A homosexual who has Haemorrhoids would in fact have Homerrhoids.

by Millenia Centrifuge June 27, 2007

heterroids

When you have butt barnacles (commonly known as hemorrhoids), and you are straight (as in no anal play whatsoever) and lacking fiber in your daily diet.

Dude 1: why you walking funny bruh?
Dude 2: cuz my college meal plan dropped a wicked case of heterroids on my asshole.

by Dirty-DirtyDiana7 December 14, 2022