Haterrhoids 

A medical condition caused by excessive hateration - similar to actual Hemorrhoids but there is no current cure as of this writing.

Jake - "What's she all worked up for?"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"

Haterrhoids by PeaceDaleY'all March 17, 2009

Hateroids

a substance that greatly enhances the level of hate.

I think someone took some hateroids this morning before coming to work.

Hateroids by Black Evil Knieval January 13, 2010

Homerrhoids 

Haemorrhoids caused by the homosexual act of buggery.

A homosexual who has Haemorrhoids would in fact have Homerrhoids.

Homerrhoids by Millenia Centrifuge June 27, 2007

heterroids 

When you have butt barnacles (commonly known as hemorrhoids), and you are straight (as in no anal play whatsoever) and lacking fiber in your daily diet.

Dude 1: why you walking funny bruh?
Dude 2: cuz my college meal plan dropped a wicked case of heterroids on my asshole.

heterroids by Dirty-DirtyDiana7 December 14, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022