herpenial 

The denial that one has herpes

Man 1: Man... I have herpes..
Man 2: What? I thought she said she was clean?
Man 1: Nope. Turns out she had herpenial

herpenial by dramaluke April 26, 2011

Herpenialist 

Used to describe someone who is in denial over his or her herpes or downplays them. Though a large blister on the corner of their mouth appears, they will demote it to a “canker sore” all the while telling you it is not contagious. Do not leave any open cups around this person, as they may drink out of it without giving it a second thought and thus spread the virus. Herpenialists are most contagious at the bar. They may attempt to make-out with you in complete disregard to any lesions affecting their oral regions.

Ralph: Michelle told me that her blistered lower lip was from drinking too much orange juice.

Dan: You can't trust her, she's a herpenialist. She had a huge sore on the side of her face last month. How do you explain that?

Ralph: Shit, I made out with her at the bar last night!!

Herpenialist by Meggy May November 10, 2009

Herpedian 

A known carrier of the genital strain herpes virus

That ROV pilot Craig was a right herpedian!

Herpedian by emafini July 12, 2011

Herpetual offender 

Someone who knowingly has the STD, Herpes, and repeatedly has sexual intercourse with unknowing suspects.

I'd stay away from Jamie if I was you, he's a total herpetual offender!

Herpetual offender by Ultramega June 3, 2010

Herpenis 

A tranny with herpes

Bob: Some herpenis bitch wanted to fuck me..
Mike: Ewwwwwww

Herpenis by LolwordsUD November 21, 2010

Herpenflergen 

When someone gives the male a hard and messy hand/blow job

Stacie loves going on her knee and giving her boyfriend herpenflergen

Herpenflergen by Herpen-dergen January 24, 2019

herpesia 

New name for great town of Hesperia, California

I went to Herpesia and I regretted it.

herpesia by Dreadpirateroberts1445 September 7, 2020