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herpenial

Man 1: Man... I have herpes..
Man 2: What? I thought she said she was clean?
Man 1: Nope. Turns out she had herpenial
by dramaluke April 26, 2011
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Herpenialist

Used to describe someone who is in denial over his or her herpes or downplays them. Though a large blister on the corner of their mouth appears, they will demote it to a “canker sore” all the while telling you it is not contagious. Do not leave any open cups around this person, as they may drink out of it without giving it a second thought and thus spread the virus. Herpenialists are most contagious at the bar. They may attempt to make-out with you in complete disregard to any lesions affecting their oral regions.
Ralph: Michelle told me that her blistered lower lip was from drinking too much orange juice.

Dan: You can't trust her, she's a herpenialist. She had a huge sore on the side of her face last month. How do you explain that?

Ralph: Shit, I made out with her at the bar last night!!
by Meggy May November 10, 2009
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Herpedian

A known carrier of the genital strain herpes virus
That ROV pilot Craig was a right herpedian!
by emafini July 12, 2011
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Herpetual offender

Someone who knowingly has the STD, Herpes, and repeatedly has sexual intercourse with unknowing suspects.
I'd stay away from Jamie if I was you, he's a total herpetual offender!
by Ultramega June 3, 2010
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Herpenis

A tranny with herpes
Bob: Some herpenis bitch wanted to fuck me..
Mike: Ewwwwwww
by LolwordsUD November 21, 2010
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Herpenflergen

When someone gives the male a hard and messy hand/blow job
Stacie loves going on her knee and giving her boyfriend herpenflergen
by Herpen-dergen January 24, 2019
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herpesia

New name for great town of Hesperia, California
I went to Herpesia and I regretted it.
by Dreadpirateroberts1445 September 7, 2020
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