Herpial

Used as a reaction, means something weird, funny or stupid.

someone trips n falls on an old lady - "wtf, kinda herpial"

Herpial by Triple D Dredd May 1, 2026

HerpAlert 

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.

Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.

HerpAlert by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

herpilitisyphilaids

Grand summary of the sexual afflictions 1 in 4 people enjoy on a daily basis. When unsure of someones exact disease, simply referring to it as herpilitisyphilaids will alert everyone preventing a hook up with the individual unless they share herpilitisyphilaids or can add to the list such as gonoherpilitisyphilaids or herpimonosiphoaids.

Molly: "I dont remember what it was Jonny had but i think i caught it."
Willl: "Probably herpilitisyphilaids, everyone loves the trifecta!"
AJ: "You have to love those diseases that penicillin will not cure and AJAX will not scrub off!"

herpilitisyphilaids by littlePNdaB June 12, 2010

Herpily Erpilys 

When you have Herpes. Basically, a way to deliver bad news in a light-hearted and humurous ways.

I went to the doctor and he told me that I have a bad case of the Herpily Erpilys because of too much sex.

Herpily Erpilys by Domenica/ Rock It Girl March 3, 2008

Herpalicious 

Adjective;

Used to define Fergie, from the Black Eyed Peas', sexuality and questionable musical talent.

"Hey Tim, did you see that Fergie performance on MTV last night?", asked John.
"Ha, yeah, it was herpalicious!" Tim exclaimed.

Herpalicious by penismanjones November 30, 2009

Herpaleptic 

A human or animal, who, at first, acquires Herpes... but they don’t stop there. Once the Herpes has been accepted by the host, they dive right into being diagnosed with Epilepsy.

My damn Herpaleptic cat is savage. ...I never know if he’s going to Brag about his Herpes, or use his Epilepsy diagnosis as an excuse to take Phenobarbital.

Herpaleptic by Blisstastic May 29, 2018

Herpalerps 

Another word for herpes, used specifically to make fun of someones outbreak.

"Oh man, look at Molly's face, she's got the herpalerps all over her mouth."

Herpalerps by Soundwav87 February 18, 2008