herpesia

New name for great town of Hesperia, California

I went to Herpesia and I regretted it.

by Dreadpirateroberts1445 September 7, 2020

Herpenialist

Used to describe someone who is in denial over his or her herpes or downplays them. Though a large blister on the corner of their mouth appears, they will demote it to a “canker sore” all the while telling you it is not contagious. Do not leave any open cups around this person, as they may drink out of it without giving it a second thought and thus spread the virus. Herpenialists are most contagious at the bar. They may attempt to make-out with you in complete disregard to any lesions affecting their oral regions.

Ralph: Michelle told me that her blistered lower lip was from drinking too much orange juice.

Dan: You can't trust her, she's a herpenialist. She had a huge sore on the side of her face last month. How do you explain that?

Ralph: Shit, I made out with her at the bar last night!!

by Meggy May November 10, 2009

Herpedian

A known carrier of the genital strain herpes virus

That ROV pilot Craig was a right herpedian!

by emafini July 12, 2011

herpesface

A person either so ugly you dont want to go near them or someone with massive amounts of herpes on their face. Red crusty bumps all over their face to make them look like a monster. People run from herpesfaces.

1.Dont go near that herpesface he will give you a disease.

2. Did you hear Vitale had a herpesface? ewwwww!

by Slare January 10, 2008

herpenial

The denial that one has herpes

Man 1: Man... I have herpes..
Man 2: What? I thought she said she was clean?
Man 1: Nope. Turns out she had herpenial

by dramaluke April 26, 2011

Herpesapian

Reptile or Reptilish humanoid or sapient being. Sometimes thought of as Sumerian.

That Magyar is a Herpesapian

by pornstitute February 22, 2023

herpesface

a thouroghly ugly person you feel the need to feed a bullet too
catholic style

brandon is such a herpesface

by davidwating October 3, 2003