helisma

the greatest woman ever i've seen

Wow, you are so gorgeous, you are so helisma

by Jack Kahuna Laguna November 22, 2021

Helisma

term for the Sundanese tribe for the most beautiful woman ever seen. her beauty is not ordinary, and very unique. like a masterpiece of art, a beauty cannot be described by writing, but we can felt by the soul

OMG, you are gorgeous! like the masterpiece of art, you are so Helisma!

by Pinkie Apple November 22, 2021

heismannin

To prevent/cockblock/interfere

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads

by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

Dirty Heisman

A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX

I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.

by Dragon Lady (hell yeah!) December 25, 2005

give the heisman

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.

His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.

by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003

heisman

Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.

When his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the Heisman.

by C.K. Dexter Haven September 28, 2004

Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003