A shortened term for anabolic steroids, a hormone group injected into the bloodstream that rapidly increases the rate of tissue growth, particularly muscle. Roid usage is most common amongst younger athletes and wannabe bodybuilders with no brains, no patience, no dedication, and no actual strength. Those who use roids literally trade their balls for fast muscle growth, as if taking years off their lives was not enough.
Side effects of steroids include acne, rise in blood pressure, anger (roid rage), liver and kidney damage, the "frankenstein" look (large head), and, of course, the infamous shrunken dried-up testicles.
Side effects of steroids include acne, rise in blood pressure, anger (roid rage), liver and kidney damage, the "frankenstein" look (large head), and, of course, the infamous shrunken dried-up testicles.
Instead of being a real man by working hard, eating right, and being dedicated, Roger decided to cheat and use roids. He was diesel in a few weeks, but couldn't take off his shirt because of his horrible bacne problem, and couldn't bang any of the chicks he met because he can't get it up anymore. Now he's pretty much back where he started. Way to go, Roger.
by Chernorizets Hrabr January 03, 2007
Abbreviation for hemorrhoids (hemorrhoids of the anus and rectum are enlarged bulging blood vessels located inside or outside the anus).
Dude, could you hand me that doughnut pillow and my Preperation H? My roids are flarin up again, dawg!
by BustaRoids December 26, 2004
A filthy cheater and scumbag, playing for the New York Yankees. He just admitted to using steroids from 2001-2003, although he still falied in big situations, and he only admitted once the story had already broken.
For the example, I'd like to quote Seth Meyers from SNL's Weekend Update, sometime in February 2009:
For the example, I'd like to quote Seth Meyers from SNL's Weekend Update, sometime in February 2009:
"Earlier this week, in an interview with Sports Illustrated, Alex Rodriguez (A-Roid), of the New York Yankees, admitted to taking steroids earlier in his career -- although, Apparently, never in October."
by ISWEARITWASMYCOUSIN!!! April 16, 2009
by Andy Vantana February 08, 2009
New nickname for baseball-star Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) based on his recent confession to Sports Illustrated in which he admitted to taking steroids during his 2003 season with the Texas Rangers.
Barry: Yo! Did you hear about A-Rod?!?!?
Jose: You mean A-Roid?
Barry: Yeah, it's such an eye opener! I never saw it coming!
Jose: You mean A-Roid?
Barry: Yeah, it's such an eye opener! I never saw it coming!
by Arsenio H. February 16, 2009
by .:Anon:. June 21, 2007
the irish slang for a sexual act. usually spoken in broad north dublin accent by drunken bums such as characters in books by Roddy Doyle
would it be a roide you're after?
by An Irish Gentleman November 01, 2006