heismaning

When a female is performing fellatio and begins to either orally stimulate the anus, or insert her fingers into the anus. In this situation the male pushes back on the female with one outstretched arm on her head and a bent leg on her shoulder. The resulting position resembles the Heisman trophy.

Dude! She was sucking my dick and then she started to like my asshole and wanted to finger me too so I totally started heismaning

by Tornadotom March 30, 2016

heismannin

To prevent/cockblock/interfere

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads

by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003

Helmaning

Making use of every possible opportunity to make the life of a 'Helman' as pleasant as possible.

"I'm bored. What shall we do?"
"Lets go a'Helmaning'"

by Honj et Vonj March 28, 2005

peewee hermaning

Originated from the name Peewee Herman; getting caught wacking off in a public place

Dude, I'd rather went a porno so I don't get arrested for Peewee Hermaning

by Magnum May 13, 2005

getting the heismann

The act of being rejected, hard, by a romantic conquest. Very similar to the term swerve.

I wanna talk to your friend but I keep getting the heismann from her.

by Zatannamaria July 7, 2015

Hermaning

To make noises akin to PeeWee Herman's laugh, especially during sex.

The last time the girl orgasmed, she was Hermaning so hard that the neighbors called the cops.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015