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the greatest woman ever i've seen
Wow, you are so gorgeous, you are so helisma
helisma by Jack Kahuna Laguna November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
term for the Sundanese tribe for the most beautiful woman ever seen. her beauty is not ordinary, and very unique. like a masterpiece of art, a beauty cannot be described by writing, but we can felt by the soul
OMG, you are gorgeous! like the masterpiece of art, you are so Helisma!
Helisma by Pinkie Apple November 22, 2021

heismannin 

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads
heismannin by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

Dirty Heisman 

A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX
I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.
Word of the Day on February 10, 2023

give the heisman 

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.
His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.
give the heisman by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003
Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.
When his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the Heisman.
heisman by C.K. Dexter Haven September 28, 2004

Heismanned 

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.
Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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